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San An-Bone-Io
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San An-Bone-Io

If everything is bigger in Texas, then it stands to reason that residents of the Lone Star State boast some mighty impressive freak flags. Now, thanks to the San Antonio Fetish Ball, they have a place to fly...
Bicycling in the Buff
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Bicycling in the Buff

Thankfully, young activists all over the globe have realized that nudity is a great way to capture the media’s attention. In recent demonstrations against vehicular pollution, naked bicyclists...
Gemma Arterton
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Gemma Arterton

Gemma Arterton may not be a household name in America just yet. But thanks to a starring role in the upcoming big-budget flick Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, we suspect that it won’t be long before...
The Unknown John Belushi
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The Unknown John Belushi

In March 5, 1982, the comic genius of John Belushi was forever silenced. The then 33- year old actor—an original cast member of Saturday Night Live who went on to star in the hit movies National...
Porn from the past
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Porn from the past

This lady seems unsure how to administer oral sex on such a well-hung fellow. It looks more like she’s playing a Hall & Oates song on the flesh saxophone than giving a blowjob. Thanks to L.S.K. of...
Ass to Mouth
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Ass to Mouth

The celebrated cult author and hardcore doyenne known as Ashley Blue leads us down the dark hole of gonzo in this taste from her “porno memoir” Girlvert. Don’t believe the glamorous...
The Dictator Speaks!
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The Dictator Speaks!

Sacha Baron Cohen’s brilliant and ruthless character bares his exalted soul as his movie is finally immortalized in digital form. While blindfolded and bound, entertainment reporter Keith Valcourt was...
Porn From the Past
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Porn From the Past

Back in the days before everyone walked around with a camera phone, getting your picture taken was a big deal. Photographs were intended to capture special moments for posterity. For instance, this formal...
Politics

Education Is Flunking

We know that the No Child Left Behind law—the lingering legacy of the George W. Bush Administration—requires standardized testing to measure elementary-school students’ proficiency in...
Politics

Wholesale Charade

Hallelujah! Every four years there’s a Presidential election, and We the People should be excited about this exercise of our Constitutionally guaranteed democratic rights. Wrong! It’s a pathetic...
Where Sexy Meets Strange
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Where Sexy Meets Strange

If you enjoy art and partial nudity but don’t like visiting stuffy museums or seedy topless bars, here’s a recurring event that might be up your alley. The 15th World Bodypainting...
Imaginary Intercourse
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Imaginary Intercourse

As a teenager, did you ever spend lonely evenings pretending to have sex with someone who wasn’t in your bedroom? It might be time to dust off your old skills. First held at the Alamo...
Hefty Honeys
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Hefty Honeys

At the recent Big Beautiful Women FanFest, dozens of plus-sized adult models and performers descended upon Las Vegas to meet their many fans and do some major damage at Sin City’s celebrated buffets....
Nerds & Nymphos
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Nerds & Nymphos

Geek culture has officially become cool. Perhaps nothing signifies this more than the fact that San Diego’s Comic-Con—once a haven for nerds—has become a popular destination for XXX stars. Katie...
Hooker Hits The Runway
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Hooker Hits The Runway

Twenty-year-old Zahia Dehar (left) has traversed an unusual road to success in the fashion industry. In 2010, Dehar was at the center of a major sex scandal involving three French soccer players who...
Cougars Unleashed – Heather Kennedy
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Cougars Unleashed – Heather Kennedy

LOCATION: Los Angeles AGE: 42 SEE HER AT: Facebook.com/heather.kennedy23 Heather Kennedy might look like the typical California girl. She’s a busty blonde with a lovely tan...
June Issue – 2013
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June Issue – 2013

SKIN DIAMOND DAZZLES Once in a while a girl comes along who looks too pretty for depravity but chooses to get fucked in the ass on camera anyway. It’s time to thank the porn gods: Skin Diamond is that...
Earth First! Strikes Back
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Earth First! Strikes Back

In 1990—23 years ago this month—Judi Bari was critically injured by a car bomb, and fellow activist Darryl Cherney was nearly blinded. The FBI and Oakland Police Department immediately accused...
Double Threat
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Double Threat

Minutes after being released by security, who detained them as soon as they stepped foot into HUSTLER headquarters, Sidney and Thurman Sewell are strolling through the executive suites with a bottle of Grey...
Bozo’s Bimbo
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Bozo’s Bimbo

Boners flew at half-mast following the news of Hollie Stevens’s death. On July 3, 2012, the XXX actress lost her battle against cancer at the youthful age of 30. Spanning from 2003 right up until she...
Porn from the Past
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Porn from the Past

This photo makes us nostalgic for the 1960s. In that wondrous decade, sexual experimentation was the norm, and “anything goes” was the motto. Whenever and wherever the urge struck, young people...