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Stroke of Genius
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Stroke of Genius

TECHNO FLUFFERSCOBRA LIBRE (Fun Factory) Vibrating stimulator with ergonomic design for easy handling. The touchpad control feature makes this one sleek and unassuming. It’s so quiet, you could take it...
Hunter Moore’s Binge-Fucking Hangover
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Hunter Moore’s Binge-Fucking Hangover

Hunter Moore, reviled founder of the now-defunct IsAnyoneUp.com, still brags about making cash off “titties and fucking people over.” His website allowed angry users to post...
Witchblade’s Wild Side
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Witchblade’s Wild Side

Supergirl may have the shortest skirt, and Wonder Woman gets points for her love of bracelets and bondage, but few comic-book babes are as arousing as Witchblade’s Sara Pezzini. Launched in 1995,...
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We’re Not All Criminals and Terrorists

I was shocked and very pleased to see “Police Chiefs Urge Limits on Use of Drones” headlining a USA Today article. As more local police departments acquire—or anticipate...
Politics

Toxic Reality

So here we go again. Another grand electoral battle in the world’s most celebrated democracy decided by largely ignorant voters heeding the power of money to deceive. Effectively befuddling the public with...
Tasty Cake-Stanley Cup
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Tasty Cake-Stanley Cup

Los Angeles hockey fans were delighted to see the hometown Kings win the Stanley Cup for the first time in 45 years. At the same time, fans of impressive cleavage were pleased that Taylor Stevens was...
Fresh-Faced Gags
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Fresh-Faced Gags

Once again the latest issue of HUSTLER HUMOR is stuffed to the gills with ribald jokes and provocative cartoons. To order your copy (which costs a mere $7), get a credit card in hand and call 1-800-763- 8271...
The Seeds of Sedition!
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The Seeds of Sedition!

On January 20, 2009 a small group of Republicans made a pact to intentionally sabotage our nations economic...
Big-Time Bash
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Big-Time Bash

HUSTLER recently hosted a smashingly successful party at The Colony, one of L.A.’s hippest nightclubs. Those lucky enough to get through the doors were treated to good tunes and a close-up view of hot...
Hot Dog Hooker?
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Hot Dog Hooker?

New York resident Catherine Scalia, who operates a food truck specializing in hot dogs, was recently busted. It wasn’t Scalia’s wieners that got her into hot water. The fortysomething, who...
HUSTLER Book Club
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HUSTLER Book Club

Daniel Clowes— best known for his graphic novel Ghost World, which was made into a feature film—has been delivering smart, funny, trenchant comics about American life for decades. Providing insight into...
American Asskicker
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American Asskicker

Check out this bitchin’ new movie about renegade painter and HUSTLER pal Robert Williams. The king of lowbrow art and psychedelic surrealism has been churning out eyeball-blistering, compulsively...
Boobs A-Flappin’
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Boobs A-Flappin’

Hundreds of fat titties dropped from the sky as the Flight of the Tatas invaded Las Vegas. Joined by actor David Arquette and boobylicious porn star Jesse Jane, a flock of baredevils attempted to set a new...