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Congress Tunes Its “Instrument Of Villainy”

My most exciting memory of growing up in Boston during the Great Depression was learning how our independence was born. A pivotal event occurred in 1761 in a...
Politics

Outsourcing Torture

If you are the least bit squeamish, don’t read “Globalizing Torture: CIA Secret Detention and Extraordinary Rendition,” an Open Society Justice Initiative report published by the Open Society...
Hypocrisy Is the Enemy
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Hypocrisy Is the Enemy

Note: This story originally ran in the July 2013 issue of HUSTLER. Larry Flynt is celebrating dual milestones. Now 70, he heads a business empire that’s larger and more profitable than ever....
Claire Danes: Boobland
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Claire Danes: Boobland

While Claire Danes is best known for her starring role as the bipolar CIA operative Carrie Mathison in Showtime’s hit series Homeland, this talented performer has been accumulating an...
Extreme Stripping
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Extreme Stripping

For the 15th year in a row, ED Publications hosted a shindig to crown the nation’s finest strippers and strip clubs. Held at the Orleans Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, the 2012 Exotic Dancers Awards...
Fellatio Fallout
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Fellatio Fallout

In the February ’13 issue of HUSTLER we used the “Dick in the Mouth” feature to get back at comedian Jeffrey Ross for dissing our fearless leader, Mr. Larry Flynt. Ross was a good sport about...
Copulating Couple
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Copulating Couple

Lilyanne Bloom and Max Sauvage, founders of PornographicLove.com, earn their keep by doing what they love: each other. The kinky Canadians launched the website to chronicle their sexual adventures, which...
Golden Genitals
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Golden Genitals

Nothing gets women naked faster than telling them it’s in the name of art.  Just ask American artist Spencer Tunick, who somehow persuaded 1,700 volunteers not just to strip down in front of an...
Art of Capture
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Art of Capture

BACK TO Hardcore or High Culture? The work of a master photographer is instantly recognizable. Marked by their distinctive style, Victor Lightworship’s photos are both strikingly bold and filled with the...
Doom and Gloom
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Doom and Gloom

Three months after Richie Havens struck the opening chords of the Woodstock festival in August 1969, a quarter of a million people peacefully demonstrated in Washington, D.C., against the Vietnam War. Nobody...
Love Me, Love My Mom
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Love Me, Love My Mom

HUSTLER: Are you really mother and daughter? JESSICA (MOTHER): Yes, we’re real! How long have you been teaming up? JESSICA: About a year. We were both shooting porn. We just weren’t doing it...
Hardcore or High Culture?
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Hardcore or High Culture?

The work of a master photographer is instantly recognizable. Marked by their distinctive style, Victor Lightworship’s photos are both strikingly bold and filled with the subtle interplay of...
Shine Bright Like A Diamond
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Shine Bright Like A Diamond

She dwells in one of those fancy apartment buildings with all the amenities in the heart of West Hollywood. Her place has the aura of Madame Olenska. With the curtains closed, there’s...
Exclusive!
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Exclusive!

Before blowing the lid off himself with his book Trust Me, I’m Lying: Confessions of a Media Manipulator, few people knew who Ryan Holiday was. But if you’ve been on the Internet over the past few...
Porn From The Past
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Porn From The Past

Is there anything more American than the combination of tits and firearms? We understand the recent push for gun safety laws. But if the government ever tries to restrict our Second Amendment right to keep and...
Politics

Raping the Bill of Rights

Much to my dismay, I saw little notice, let alone celebrations, around the country on the recent 221st anniversary of the Bill of Rights. Those initial ten amendments to the Constitution guarantee...
Politics

Greedonomics

Let me tell you how screwed we are. Better yet, let me once again quote my favorite economist, the late Beatle John Lennon. I’ve frequently cited the words he sang in “Working Class Hero”...
Yank Plank
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Yank Plank

Planking—lying facedown as stiff as a board in unusual places—is already passé with photo-sharing hipsters. The cool kids may have moved on to Tebowing, owling and Eastwooding, but Angga Pratama has been...
San An-Bone-Io
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San An-Bone-Io

If everything is bigger in Texas, then it stands to reason that residents of the Lone Star State boast some mighty impressive freak flags. Now, thanks to the San Antonio Fetish Ball, they have a place to fly...
Bicycling in the Buff
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Bicycling in the Buff

Thankfully, young activists all over the globe have realized that nudity is a great way to capture the media’s attention. In recent demonstrations against vehicular pollution, naked bicyclists...
Gemma Arterton
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Gemma Arterton

Gemma Arterton may not be a household name in America just yet. But thanks to a starring role in the upcoming big-budget flick Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, we suspect that it won’t be long before...