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Politics

Hard Power Or Soft?

The concept of yin and yang came about when ancient Chinese thinkers began viewing the world as a harmonious entity. As Shen-nong.com explains, they theorized that every object and phenomenon “had...
Politics

Adios, Embargo!

 Viva hookers, rum and cigars! The booze, the fried plantains and everything else just tastes better down there. Before the U.S. slammed the door shut in October 1960, Cuba was a veritable paradise. No one...
F.M.K.: The Kardashians
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F.M.K.: The Kardashians

KIM: FUCK Sure, there’s a definite vapid vacancy there, but really, we’d be hard-pressed to think of a celebrity derriere we’d rather fuck. Of course it would be tempting to jam a dick into her...
Frankenfoot
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Frankenfoot

Like what you see? Then this might just be your next sex toy. The Vajankle—fun to say, isn’t it?—is just what it seems, a severed, wrinkled left foot made bangable by the addition of a vagina molded into...
Club Girl: Dakota
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Club Girl: Dakota

“Living in Vegas is super exciting and fun 24/7,” raves Dakota, October’s crazy-cute Club Girl. “I love that I can get off work past midnight and still get a steak dinner.” When she’s not busy...
Scream Cream
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Scream Cream

“So what are you?” At the annual L.A. Heaven and Hell bash, now over 20 years strong, the answer is always “Slutty!” From scantily clad pirates to Freddy Krueger’s favorite wet dreams, XXX...
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Politics

The True Gospel On Immigration

About this fellow Jesus, who is the object of much commercial attention right now: If you care a whit about his moral teachings, you’ll share my beliefs regarding the immigration dispute....
Match Her Snatch
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Match Her Snatch

Win HUSTLER Magazine free for a year! Each of these delectable quims belongs to a Honey who stripped naked for us in 2015. Simply click the image at left and match the snatch to its rightful owner. Be sure to...
Goodbye, Wall Street—Hello, Porn
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Goodbye, Wall Street—Hello, Porn

In 2015 Veronica Vain left her highpower Wall Street investment gig to become a XXX star. You might think she’s crazy, but for her it was a natural move. She’s got a plan to...
Politics

Fracking Up Texas

It may be true, as they say, that everything is bigger in Texas—even the hypocrisy of the state’s elected Republican officials. It is so big that exposing these two-faced scoundrels in a single HUSTLER...
Booty Call
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Booty Call

So you claim to be an ass aficionado. Test your knowledge here, and win Larry’s Favorite Magazine free for a year! Just click the image at left and match the bodacious butt to the beautiful 2015 Honey. Be...
#Selfies
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#Selfies

HUSTLER models aren’t just beautiful. They’re smart and witty, quirky and clumsy, passionate and downright ballsy. To know them is to love them. So we’ve compiled the best tweets from our...
Stars & Stripes Forever
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Stars & Stripes Forever

Model Charlotte Stokely was stoked to land the cover of HUSTLER’s 41st Anniversary Edition. “Photographer Piper Ferguson called and said I was the perfect girl for the job. I’d been waiting to...
God Bless Orgies
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God Bless Orgies

“Remember, we are all strangers until we meet!” That’s not just a motto—it’s a religion—at least for The Social Club in Nashville. Founded in 1980, this swingers’ club recently sold its downtown...
Oral Argument
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Oral Argument

A guy can get blown up serving his country, but if it went down during a year that happens to be a numeric euphemism for a certain sex position, he ain’t getting a commemorative license plate for it—at...
Don’t Be Clothes-Minded!
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Don’t Be Clothes-Minded!

Finally, government at work! The Venice Neighborhood Council recently approved a motion which grants women “the same rights as men to sunbathe topless on the sands of Venice Beach,” reasoning...
Politics

Gays’ Big Day

Thanks to the wisdom of five U.S. Supreme Court justices, the sexual revolution has won its most important victory. By affirming the “equal dignity” of same-sex marriage, the Court held that the...
Politics

Derailing Amtrak

Eight people were killed and more than 200 injured when an Amtrak train bound for New York City derailed in Philadelphia on May 12. According to federal officials, the train had been barreling around a sharp...
Flying Is the Safest Way to Travel
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Flying Is the Safest Way to Travel

EVERYONE’S FAVORITE DIRTY OLD MAN COMES HOME TO HUSTLER. IN THE ’70S AND ’80S WE WERE PRIVILEGED TO PRINT SEVEN WONDERFUL BUKOWSKI STORIES. NOW, FROM THE BELL TOLLS FOR NO...
Truly Obscene
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Truly Obscene

For more than four decades HUSTLER has been a stalwart defender of free speech, unabashedly exposing not only the erotic beauty of the human body, but also the darker corners and discomfiting truths in our...