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Scream Cream
“So what are you?” At the annual L.A. Heaven and Hell bash, now over 20 years strong, the answer is always “Slutty!” From scantily clad pirates to Freddy Krueger’s favorite wet dreams, XXX...
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The True Gospel On Immigration
About this fellow Jesus, who is the object of much commercial attention right now: If you care a whit about his moral teachings, you’ll share my beliefs regarding the immigration dispute....
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Match Her Snatch
Win HUSTLER Magazine free for a year! Each of these delectable quims belongs to a Honey who stripped naked for us in 2015. Simply click the image at left and match the snatch to its rightful owner. Be sure to...
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Goodbye, Wall Street—Hello, Porn
In 2015 Veronica Vain left her highpower Wall Street investment gig to become a XXX star. You might think she’s crazy, but for her it was a natural move. She’s got a plan to...
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Fracking Up Texas
It may be true, as they say, that everything is bigger in Texas—even the hypocrisy of the state’s elected Republican officials. It is so big that exposing these two-faced scoundrels in a single HUSTLER...
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Booty Call
So you claim to be an ass aficionado. Test your knowledge here, and win Larry’s Favorite Magazine free for a year! Just click the image at left and match the bodacious butt to the beautiful 2015 Honey. Be...
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#Selfies
HUSTLER models aren’t just beautiful. They’re smart and witty, quirky and clumsy, passionate and downright ballsy. To know them is to love them. So we’ve compiled the best tweets from our...
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Stars & Stripes Forever
Model Charlotte Stokely was stoked to land the cover of HUSTLER’s 41st Anniversary Edition. “Photographer Piper Ferguson called and said I was the perfect girl for the job. I’d been waiting to...
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God Bless Orgies
“Remember, we are all strangers until we meet!” That’s not just a motto—it’s a religion—at least for The Social Club in Nashville. Founded in 1980, this swingers’ club recently sold its downtown...
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Oral Argument
A guy can get blown up serving his country, but if it went down during a year that happens to be a numeric euphemism for a certain sex position, he ain’t getting a commemorative license plate for it—at...
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Don’t Be Clothes-Minded!
Finally, government at work! The Venice Neighborhood Council recently approved a motion which grants women “the same rights as men to sunbathe topless on the sands of Venice Beach,” reasoning...
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Gays’ Big Day
Thanks to the wisdom of five U.S. Supreme Court justices, the sexual revolution has won its most important victory. By affirming the “equal dignity” of same-sex marriage, the Court held that the...
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Derailing Amtrak
Eight people were killed and more than 200 injured when an Amtrak train bound for New York City derailed in Philadelphia on May 12. According to federal officials, the train had been barreling around a sharp...
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Flying Is the Safest Way to Travel
EVERYONE’S FAVORITE DIRTY OLD MAN COMES HOME TO HUSTLER. IN THE ’70S AND ’80S WE WERE PRIVILEGED TO PRINT SEVEN WONDERFUL BUKOWSKI STORIES. NOW, FROM THE BELL TOLLS FOR NO...
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Truly Obscene
For more than four decades HUSTLER has been a stalwart defender of free speech, unabashedly exposing not only the erotic beauty of the human body, but also the darker corners and discomfiting truths in our...
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Mind Fu@k
“I am Ela Darling, and this is pretty fucking cool, right?” For the past few months, former librarian and current porn star Ela Darling has been inserting Oculus cables up her butt and pussy to generate 3D...
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Stop Vegetable Abuse!
Every day, in homes all across America, cucumbers suffer extreme torture. Eggplants are crushed. Squash is squashed. Corn is stripped of all dignity. Abusers shove carrots into cunts, radishes into...
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Toy Porn
Do these mystery hands belong to one of HUSTLER’s hottest honeys? The Daily Mail thinks so, outing former adult star Sandy Summers as YouTube phenomena DC Toys Collector. Described as “crack for...
