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My Bloody Valentine
Chocolates? Candy? Jewelry? How about murder? Read our list of the worst Valentine’s Days. Ever. And be grateful for that shitty Whitman’s Sampler from CVS. • Juan Manuel Navarro and Ignacia Manriquez...
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Club Girl
Shelby Sparks was earning a degree in journalism and creative writing at Penn State when she took a pole dancing class, just for fun. She was good. Really good. So she entered a few competitions, and shortly...
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Gun Crazy
Praise the Lord and pass the ammo! So goes the pretzel logic of Spike’s Tactical, a Florida gun manufacturer selling a “Christian-themed” assault rifle. Dubbed “The Crusader,” the AR-15 is etched...
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Trump’s A Rump
Proving that he’s not one to learn from experience, Donald Trump has struck out twice now on attempts to co-opt popular music for his campaign. First The Donald blasted “Rockin’ in the Free World” at...
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April Foolishness
IT’S THAT SPECIAL TIME OF YEAR AGAIN, THE ONE DAY WE AGREE IT’S SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO PRANK THE HELL OUT OF FRIENDS, FAMILY AND MORTAL ENEMIES. MAYBE YOU’LL PAPER YOUR PAL’S WALLS WITH ’70S PORNO OR...
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Danica Dillon
DANICA’S VITAL FACTS HOME STATE: Ohio AGE: 28 HEIGHT: 5-3 MEASUREMENTS: 34DD-27-34 FAVORITE POSITION: Reverse cowgirl TWITTER: @DanicaDillonThe now-infamous Ashley Madison hack revealed that conservative...
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Coming Out Like A Porn Star
WHAT’S IT LIKE TO COME OUT TO PARENTS, FRIENDS OR THE PTA AND EXPOSE THAT YOU WORK IN THE SEX INDUSTRY? FIND OUT IN THIS SAMPLING OF BRAVE, FUNNY, POIGNANT, POWERFUL STORIES COLLECTED AND...
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Supreme Fuckup
During every Presidential campaign, I can remember being told, “This election is really about the Supreme Court!” No matter how I felt about the candidates, the argument went, the President nominates...
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Stone-Cold Bust
For nearly half a century the United States has driven much of the world bat shit crazy with its insane War on Drugs. That undertaking even trumped the other obsession of waging war on terrorism when, in May...
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Happy New Year!
BAILEY RAYNE January ’15 Honey 1. I want to be more adventurous sexually. If I meet someone and we both want to have a freaky adventure without any strings attached, I want to be brave enough to just do it....
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World’s Oldest Profession
It’s long been our belief that consensual sex between adults, including the right to buy and sell it, should be legal. Now Amnesty International has reached the same conclusion. It turns out...
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Club Girl: Summer
“Girls get tricky,” laughs Summer, January’s mischievous Club Girl. “Sometimes they don’t like me because I look better than they do.” Entertaining at Larry Flynt’s HUSTLER Club, Las Vegas,...
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The Fantastic Adventures of Captain & Boofo
We’re used to receiving interesting, sometimes even surprising mail from our readers (see Feedback, page 18), mixed in with the more standard fare (dirty...
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Bonnie Rotten Bounty Hunter
To order Bonnie Rotten Bounty Hunter, call 800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or...
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Thunder Snow Cone
FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE SEXY SIDESHOW THAT IS THUNDER SNOW CONE—PHILADELPHIA’S OWN TRAVELING CLOWN TRIO. SMURFASAUR, SCARLETT STORM AND MIKEY MANGORILLA HAVE BEEN INSPIRING CLOWN FETISHES AND SPREADING...
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#selfies
HUSTLER models aren’t just beautiful. They’re smart and witty, quirky and clumsy, passionate and downright ballsy. To know them is to love them. So we’ve compiled the best tweets from our...
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Go With The FLOW
FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK ON THE BEST DRUG COCKTAIL KNOWN TO MAN—AND IT’S MADE RIGHT IN YOUR BRAIN, NO DEALER REQUIRED. A LOOK AT THE SCIENCE BEHIND SUPERHUMAN PERFORMANCE AND WHAT IT MEANS...
