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“Our Worst Fears Realized”
He was born in Philadelphia 44 years ago. He has no criminal record and frequently traveled to other countries and returned without incident. That is, until this past February. For the...
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Automakers & Making America Great Again
Looking for a new car, I tried to buy American. It wasn’t just because Donald Trump kept going on and on about making America great again by bringing back well-paying jobs, like...
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Think Pink
Recently Hugh Hefner’s youngest son, Cooper, took to Twitter to make an announcement: Nudes were back. “I’ll be the first to admit that the way in which the magazine portrayed nudity was dated, but...
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Paid to Get Laid
There have been a lot of jokes recently about people moving to Canada, but if this sexy new law passes, Sweden will be the new home of the great American diaspora. In the northern town of Overtornea, a local...
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Hostess With the Mostest
What a time to be a woman in Oklahoma! Not only is there nothing to eat but OxyContin and sticks of salted butter, but since 2011 the state has passed 20 strict regulations cementing a wall between...
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Not so Bright-Bart
Milo Yiannopoulos is a name synonymous with controversy. He’s a contrarian who likes to go against societal norms. A Far Right homosexual is about as contrarian as you can get, but Milo found a way to kick...
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In The Flesh
DO YOU DREAM OF FUCKING KAYDEN KROSS? FANTASIZE ABOUT PUSHING YOUR HARD COCK INTO TEAGAN PRESLEY’S TIGHT PINK TWAT? MEET THE MAN WHO CAN MAKE THAT POSSIBLE—SORT OF. If you’ve watched porn and/or...
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2 1/2 Minutes to Midnight
Just two days before climate-change denier Donald Trump was sworn in as President, the World Meteorological Organization announced that 2016 was the hottest year ever recorded on planet Earth. The...
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Hope Springs Eternal
Scratching around for some rare good news concerning our bullyboy President, I’ve conjured up a couple of positive signs that may help you sleep better. The first concerns the ultimate horror of global...
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Strength In Numbers
If there’s anything the Trump Administration has taught us, it’s that size matters. Not just the size of your hands, but the size of your crowds on the National Mall. The Women’s March on January 21st...
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Grabbing Your Attention
A perk of being a celebrity or President (or in our case a celebrity President) is that you get wax figures sculpted in your likeness. Tourists get to overpay to visit your statue and trick their...
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Dick Picks
In the age of social media and online dating, the rules aren’t the same. Dating apps have bred a culture of constant hookups. If you’re a smooth dude, you can use Tinder to have a new woman every night,...
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Stripping For Two
About a year back ThatOregonLife.com “reported” that a new club called Baby Bumpers was opening in the Springfield, Oregon, area. The club’s gimmick was to have women who were at least six months’...
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Tough Love: Dommes & Subs
NATALIE IS OUT ON THE TOWN, NEW YORK TO BE SPECIFIC. SHE STRIDES DOWN THE SIDEWALK, A SHOCK OF PINK HAIR FALLING ACROSS HER ALABASTER FOREHEAD. SHE IS DEVASTATINGLY BEAUTIFUL, INKED AND PIERCED, BUT...
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Chas Ray Krider: SEX NOIR
Revel in his photos. Every image tells a story. The viewer hides in the shadows, privy to all that goes on behind closed doors. Legendary fetish photographer and sensual surrealist Chas Ray Krider...
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Checks & Balances
Like it or not, the hugely irritating figure of Donald Trump—yes, The Donald, that designed-to-disturb bully-boy creation of reality media gone wild—has been elected to be the most powerful individual in...
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The Big Fix
“This whole election is being rigged,” Republican candidate Donald Trump warned supporters before Election Day. “The whole thing is one big fix.” Even after being declared the winner, despite...
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Princess Killjoy
American’s sense of “victory” gets cheaper every day. Take former Gary Hart lap warmer Donna Rice Hughes. The president and CEO of Enough Is Enough (EIE), a nonprofit organization dedicated to making...
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Grim Business
Yee-haw! If you’re in the funeral business, keep your eyes peeled on a lawsuit under review in the Lone Star State. Last year Texas health officials adopted a draconian statute requiring that “fetal...
