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New Year’s Sex Resolutions: Going Hard Into 2020
There’s always a sense of introspection when the end of another year comes around, but the end of a decade—and the beginning of a new one—is even more...
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2019: The Year in Sex and Porn, Part II
We’re back with Part II of our year-end/rear-end roundup, and the votes are in: Social-media discrimination against sex workers can go suck a bag of dicks. But it’s not all...
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2019: The Year in Sex and Porn
’Tis the season for sober reflection and musings on the year that was … but frankly we’ve had just about enough of Trump, Taylor Swift and the impending ecological apocalypse. In...
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HUSTLER Classic: Birth of the Beaver Hunt
In July 1976, America was very much occupied with commemorating the birth of the nation with its Bicentennial celebration. As it turns out, America’s...
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Ryan Taylor: All Hail Queen Beaver!
What a cause for celebration this week has been; in addition to the holidays bringing warmth and cheer to people everywhere, HUSTLER readers learned yesterday that a new Beaver of...
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Rejoice, Your New Beaver of the Year Is Here!
Democracy in America might seem to be on some pretty shaky ground these days, but if there’s one arena where you know your vote will always count, it’s...
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A Christmas Gangbang
Did Santa come and go once again this year without bringing you that hot group-sex experience you asked for? Don’t worry; we have you covered. ’Twas a gangbang on Christmas, but ladies come first, ’cause...
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Lingerie Lovedolls
What’s better than a hot chick stripped down to her lacy intimates? A hot chick ditching her dainty duds to get down to some serious action, of course! Strap in and enjoy the ride as Riley Reid and more...
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Hot Streams: Porn Stars Reveal Their Binge-Worthy Obsessions
Riley Nicks discusses her Lynch-happy playlist, and Cherie DeVille tells the whole Bluth about her Arrested Development fixation. RILEY NICKS In...
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Kinky Kittens: HUSTLER Honeys Whip Up a Fetish Frenzy
Modern life can be punishing. Increasingly merciless job demands. Hellish commutes. Bitter partisanship that turns Americans against each other. Why not take a...
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HUSTLER Classic: The Smoking Gun
Well, there was nothing over-complimentary about this particular puff piece. Censors and hypocrites aren’t the only targets that HUSTLER has taken aim at virtually since its...
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Steel Panther: Metal’s Gods of Pussy Are Coming Hard for You
In this time of the Me Too movement, over-sensitivity and excessive political correctness, Steel Panther still rock out with their cocks out. As they...
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HUSTLER Classic: Snaky, Snaky
Talk about an animal attraction. Normally preoccupied with the obsessive exploration of pussies, HUSTLER took a turn toward the herpetological in its April ’83 issue, via the...
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Kendall Jenner’s HUSTLER Moment: A Deeper Look
Kendall Jenner, a HUSTLER reader? That might be overstating things a bit, but it does seem that the model and Keeping Up With the Kardashians personality...
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The End of the World as We Know it
Do You Feel Fine? What would you do if a doctor told you that you were almost certain to die from cancer unless it was treated immediately? Some might, reasonably, seek a second...
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Isn’t it Romantic?
Love is pure. Love is blind. Love is forever. But let’s be real, because love isn’t going to protect your assets when a marriage turns to shit. A prenuptial agreement, while short on romance, has its place...
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The Insanity of Homelessness
Politicians’ mishandling of mental illness is but one reason that so many Americans are living on our city streets. You don’t have to live in California to grasp that America’s cities...
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Paging Dr. Butt
Doctors are people too. They have families, hobbies, fears, desires—and just like you, they use social media. So unless you want your humiliating X-ray retweeted to infinity, it’s probably best if you stop...
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Hardcore Heroism
Hats off to this month’s porn hero, the venerable Bang Bros. Their gifts to the world are many—Bang Bus is an institution— but none have been so appreciated as their purchase of Porn Wikileaks (PWL), a...
