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Tail to the Chief: A Presidents Day Fuckfest
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Tail to the Chief: A Presidents Day Fuckfest

There’s no doubt that Americans are bitterly divided over politics these days. But Presidents Day is an opportunity for U.S. citizens to put their partisan...
Beach Balling: Hot HUSTLER Honeys Get Pounded on the Sand
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Beach Balling: Hot HUSTLER Honeys Get Pounded on the Sand

Sex on the beach: It’s not just a fruity drink that chicks like to order during the hot summer months.  As winter drags on and many of you are...
HUSTLER Classic: A Very Fine Layout
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HUSTLER Classic: A Very Fine Layout

XXX icon Jeanna Fine has a blond moment in the pages of America’s Magazine. Porn stars don’t get much more iconic than Jeanna Fine, the deep-throat diva who amassed...
Death of the Internet?
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Death of the Internet?

Utter the words net neutrality, and you risk inducing a stupor equal to saying, “Let’s talk particle physics!” A majority of Americans think net neutrality is a good thing. In fact, before it...
Raquel Pennington: Going a Few Rounds With UFC’s Hard-Hitting Trailblazer
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Raquel Pennington: Going a Few Rounds With UFC’s Hard-Hitting Trailblazer

With her five-year wait for a rematch against Holly Holm almost over, the groundbreaking MMA warrior tells...
A Valentine’s Day Guide to Going Big (Without Going Broke)
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A Valentine’s Day Guide to Going Big (Without Going Broke)

Skip the boring cards and candies this Valentine’s Day. Even with February 14 right around the corner, you can still go above and beyond for your...
Porn Star Workouts
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Porn Star Workouts

XXX sexpots reveal the unusual ways they maintain those bangin’ bodies. Body types come in and out of style. From the surgically enhanced boobs of the ’90s through the all-natural “teen” look of the...
No Meat, More Heat
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No Meat, More Heat

The baseless belief that eating meat is somehow synonymous with strength and virility is being turned on its ear in a new Netflix documentary that extols the many virtues of a plant-based diet. But as to the...
The Future of Male Contraception
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The Future of Male Contraception

You know what? Let’s forego the pithy setup and puns—you deserve the facts and just the facts. And as moments of reckoning go, it doesn’t get much more “real” than...
Chew Toys
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Chew Toys

Face it: Dogs and cats, while intelligent in their own right, are either unable or unwilling to distinguish between a shoe and a dildo. And while animals are by no means inherently naughty (except when the...
Foreplay With Adria Rae
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Foreplay With Adria Rae

In 2016 Adria Rae earned the editor’s choice for Best New Starlet at the NightMoves Awards, and the following year she took home the AVN Award for Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene with Melissa Moore...
Sub Seeks Master
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Sub Seeks Master

Kink dating is anything but simple or straightforward. Think of it this way: You love sushi. Like, the good stuff, the really good stuff: razor clams, uni and hamachi so fresh, it was swimming happily only...
Real Talk: Anal Sex Edition
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Real Talk: Anal Sex Edition

Like oysters or CrossFit, anal sex isn’t for everyone. Those who love it love it, while others are cool to the concept either by virtue of a bad experience, fear or simple personal...
Lev & Igor’s Influential Misadventure
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Lev & Igor’s Influential Misadventure

How a Pair of Mysteriously Funded GOP Hustlers Purchased U.S. Foreign Policy…and How You Can Too! If you’ve been following America’s political nightmare even cursorily,...
Torture on the Silver Screen
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Torture on the Silver Screen

A New Movie Chronicles a Senate Committee Probe Into the CIA’s Barbaric Interrogation of Suspected Terrorists.  Finally Hollywood has offered a devastatingly honest film about...
HUSTLER Classic: Toying Around
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HUSTLER Classic: Toying Around

America’s Magazine definitely wasn’t playing when it came up with this ambitious photo-shoot. Typically when one thinks of sex and toys, one’s mind turns toward the sort of...
Bare-Ass Beach Babes: Hot HUSTLER Honeys Make Serious Waves
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Bare-Ass Beach Babes: Hot HUSTLER Honeys Make Serious Waves

Chances are, a trip to the beach is the furthest thing from your mind right now. With winter around the corner, you’re probably more concerned with...
Hot, Spacey Pussy: HUSTLER Honeys Who Are Out of This World
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Hot, Spacey Pussy: HUSTLER Honeys Who Are Out of This World

HUSTLER Honeys make the world go round, but every once in a while America’s Magazine unearths a hottie who’s so far out, she’ll...
HUSTLER Classic: Swallow the Fellows’ Thick Loads
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HUSTLER Classic: Swallow the Fellows’ Thick Loads

With its November ’82 issue, HUSTLER definitely wasn’t in Kansas anymore. Unless Kansas plays host to more group sex featuring fantastical creatures than...
Beaver Fever Heats Up HUSTLER Hollywood Grand Opening in Colorado
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Beaver Fever Heats Up HUSTLER Hollywood Grand Opening in Colorado

Retail chain’s Colorado Springs location launches with special guest Ryan Taylor, HUSTLER’s 2020...
Wet, Hot & Naked II: More HUSTLER Honeys Get Splashy for Bath Time
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Wet, Hot & Naked II: More HUSTLER Honeys Get Splashy for Bath Time

Hey, did you know that today is National Shower With a Friend Day? Yup, February 5 seems to come sooner every...