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Stoya and Kayden

Evelyn (Kayden Kross) was home alone jarring prunes when the phone rang. It was Marcia (Stoya), her old roommate from Liberty University. Marcia sounded panicked and anxious. “Something terrible has happened,” she told her friend. “I need to see you most urgently.” Evelyn hopped on the next ferry heading to Marcia’s island home. “My tortoise,...

All New Hot Showers

HUSTLER VIDEO.DIRECTOR: RICK DAVIS.STARRING: CAPRI CAVANNI, KIERA WINTERS, ELAINA RAYE, MADISON IVY, CELESTE STAR, CHLOE CHAOS, LUNA STAR, MARK ZANE & BILLY GLIDE.Getting clean can be a dirty job. This soapy sexapalooza gets its scrub on with Capri Cavanni drenching her gigantic jugs in a hot tease before the stunt cock comes in to finish...

Fuck Like a Porn Star…and Don’t Forget to Pee

Porn stars have a lot of sex—obviously. With all that banging under their belts, it stands to reason they’d have some good pointers to pass on to the rest of us. We asked six of our favorite fuckdolls to let us probe their wealth of carnal knowledge. You might want to take notes. What’s the...

Rihanna Rimes

I got tired of this lame-ass mall about two minutes after I started working here. Can you believe people actually ask me if I’m the Rihanna ? Anyways, the money’s shit and the hours suck. So how about you help me get fired? Close the gate…or not. I’ll suck your dick. You drill my sweet...

Scandal Siren Lynsie Lee

LOCATION: Portland, ORAGE: 26PROFILE: Twitter: @LynsieLeeIt’s so classic, it sounds like an old comedy routine: the stripper and the politician. This time the players are leggy beauty Lynsie Lee and rising Democratic star Cory Booker. Last September, when Booker was still mayor of Newark, New Jersey, and revving up his successful U.S. Senate run, the...

Freshman Conquest

Sure, we’re typical freshmen— eating pizza, cutting classes, chugging beer— but experimenting with sex? Nah. We got that out of the way months ago. By now we’re sort of like pros. This semester it’s all about how many boys we can screw. At least I’ll get a 4.0 in sexology!...

Girls of Twitter: Shawnee

LOCATION: Dallas, TXAGE: 27HEIGHT: 5-4PROFILES:Twitter: @Jus_Shawnee;@UHMagazine;Facebook.com/ShawneeMitchellShawnee has come a long way since leaving far-flung Enid, Oklahoma—not only because she headed to the brighter lights of Dallas. Two years ago she launched her very own online men’s publication, Urban Harem Magazine aka UHM. Besides offering plenty of eye candy, it covers health, music, sports, comedy and...

Sydney Leathers: Weiner & Me

VIVID ENTERTAINMENT.DIRECTOR:KIMBERLY KANE.STARRING: SYDNEY LEATHERS, XANDER CORVUS, EVAN STONE & TOMMY PISTOL.What’s more awkward than a U.S. representative named Weiner obsessively sexting pictures of his dong to random chicks? This porn parody! Sydney Leathers, the piece of tail at the center of Weinergate, is definitely an amateur when it comes to hardcore performing. We suspect...

BNF #41: The Interracial Edition

VIVID ENTERTAINMENT.DIRECTOR: B. SKOW.STARRING: JAYDEN & REMY HART, ALLANA LI, CANDY MARTINEZ, MULAN, SHAILA BLUFF, ANTHONY ROSANO, JOHNNY SINS, BARRY SCOTT & MR. PETE.Why did we pick #41 to finally start reviewing this line of fresh-twat titillators? Because it’s the Inter-fucking-racial Edition! It gets those of us who like to swirl with our swizzle sticks...

Quack Squack

MAHINA ZALTANAYou’re playing Miss Kay Robertson for this movie. Have you seen the actual show? No. You didn’t do any research? I did some research! Um, I know that she cooks. Do you like to cook? Yes, I like to cook! Have you ever had any sexy encounters in the kitchen? Yes! Like what? Like...

Big Wet Breasts

JULES JORDAN VIDEO.DIRECTOR: WILLIAM H.STARRING: SUMMER BRIELLE, ALEXIS FORD, VALENTINA NAPPI, NIKITA VON JAMES & ALISON TYLER.Gee, wonder what this movie’s about. You got to love something that delivers exactly what it promises. You assholes in Washington hear that? The first thing you got to do in an honest picture like this—once you get the...

I Banged the Maid

HUSTLER VIDEO.DIRECTOR: BUD FOX.STARRING: CAMERON DEE, COURTNEY SHEA, RILEY REECE, MISSY MARTINEZ, KATIE SUMMERS, TOMMY GUNN, ALEC KNIGHT, BILL BAILEY, JAY CREW & ALEX GONZLet’s face it: It’s a bitch to find household help that won’t clean out your wallet or polish your dick without threatening to tell the wife. HUSTLER is here to help...

Alexis Love

Even before porn, I was horny. I only dated one guy back then, but we fucked every day. I’ve always been spoiled that way. Whatever I want in bed, I have to have. And my favorite is cowgirl, regular and reverse. See?”...

Telli Swift

LOCATION: New York CityAGE: 27HEIGHT: 5-5PROFILES: Twitter: @TelliSwift; Instagram: @TelliSwift; Facebook.com/TelliSwift  With a drop-dead-gorgeous kisser and a booty that defies gravity, you’d never guess that Telli Swift spends her workdays tending to patients in a bustling emergency room. But the inked beauty says she’s all about helping people, so becoming a nurse was her natural calling. Born...

This Ain’t Game of Thrones

KIRSTEN PRICEYou’re doing a girl-on-girl scene, correct? Yes, with Spencer Scott. She’s very sexy and pretty and looks exactly like the character she’s playing, Daenerys Targaryen. Are you playing a specific character? No, I’m just kind of like this slave girl handmaiden. I’m just like her girl that does all her shit. That she has...

The HUSTLER Workout

Get ready for the best news ever! Can’t stand working out? Running too boring? Just start fucking instead! Turns out it’s great exercise. Here’s the science to prove it: Researchers from the University of Quebec at Montreal recruited 21 couples, ran control tests on treadmills, then sent the teams home with armband monitors and instructions...

Racially Motivated #5

JULES JORDAN VIDEO.DIRECTOR:TIM VON SWINE.STARRING: ANA FOXXX, LAELA PRYCE, MIA RIDER, MONIQUE SYMONE, CICI RHODES, TIM VON SWINE, IKE DIEZEL, MARK ZANE, SEAN MICHAELS & D. SNOOP.Here’s a movie with that nice, classy, puppy-adopting girl on page 28 draining a couple of low-life cracker ball sacks. Gotta pay for that puppy chow somehow! Why should...

Devil On A Chain

VIVID ENTERTAINMENT.DIRECTOR: KIMBERLY KANE.STARRING: SKIN DIAMOND, CHARLOTTE STOKELY, DANA DEARMOND, VERUCA JAMES, BRANDY ANISTON, TOMMY PISTOL, LEE BANG, D. SNOOP, ZAK SABBATH & KIMBERLY KANE.Is this movie as hot as these photos? Hell yes. Fuck star-slash-director Kimberly Kane is your new Quentin Tarantino of porn. Her “sexploitation” homage is full of nods to the retro...

Dahlia Sky

Does this cutie look familiar? Dahlia Sky used to call herself Bailey Blue. Her name changed, but she didn’t. “I love—absolutely love—sex. I’m really horny, so a job where I get to go to work and fuck and get paid—perfect. And I think I do it really well,” Dahlia Sky brags, “especially blowjobs. Plus I...

Nooners

Cindy Starfall This movie’s being shot as if people are shooting it with their cellphones. Got anything good on your phone right now? I have a bunch of dirty pictures, but I don’t have any videos yet. I haven’t gotten a chance to convince any guy to kind of want to be on it, you...

Girl-On-Girl Milk

HUSTLER VIDEO.DIRECTOR: STUART CANTERBURY.STARRING: RANDY MOORE, ADRIANA SEPHORA, ALYSSA BRANCH, NIKKI HEARTS, CHLOE AMORE, RAHYNDEE JAMES, BREANNE BENSON & CHRISSY NOVA.Why does milk on a naked chick make us cream our pants? Because it looks like the cum of ten men. And because it reminds you of when mommy (or the horny prego next door) lactated in...

Thor XXX

VIVID ENTERTAINMENT. DIRECTOR: AXEL BRAUN. STARRING: KIMBERLYKANE, NICOLE ANISTON, JULIA ANN, ALYSSA BRANCH, BRENDON MILLER, TOMMY PISTOL, MARK DAVIS, DICK DELAWARE & DICK CHIBBLESIs this version better than the hunk of Hollywood crap that came out a few years back? Not only that, it’s also more historically accurate. Thor was a fucking horndog. He knocked...

Swappers

HUSTLER VIDEO.DIRECTOR: JOEL SINCLAIR STARRING: CINDYSTARFALL, GAIA, NADIA CAPRI, LILITH LUST, KENNEDY LEIGH,MARYJEAN, BRITNEY YOUNG, SKYLAR GREEN, ALEC KNIGHT, RYANDRILLER, DERRICK PIERCE & MARCO BANDERAS.Cum swapping? Are we still doing that? Hell yes! Don’t act like you’re not always down to see hot chicks drooling gobs of semen into each others’ mouths like baby birds...

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