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Anissa Kate

Exotic stunner Anissa is half-French, half-Arab, all woman. She’s passionate about chocolate, caramel and carnal pleasures and sometimes combines the three, drizzling the melted sweets over her amazing breasts. In a very sexy accent, Anissa tells us that she likes to take turns with a lover licking her titties spotless—délicieux!...

Lindsi Vegas-Girls of Twitter

LOCATION: Las Vegas, NVAGE: 23HEIGHT: 5-4PROFILES: Twitter.com/LindsiVegasFacebook.com/LindsiVegas.9Born and raised on the mean streets of Detroit, this perky makeup artist ditched the Motor City for Sin City. But before heading west, she couldn’t wait to do more than just make out. “In high school I came off as very shy,” Lindsi recalls. “But I had a...

Amia Miley

“Wake up, kick ass, repeat.” Amia’s mantra shapes every day: hardcore workouts followed by hardcore sex. “If you’re bored with life,” she says, “you don’t have enough goals.” Amia recently attained her goal of swallowing 18 long inches of meat! (Don’t believe us? Check it out yourself on YouTube.)...

Busty Beauties: Boats ‘N’ Hos

HUSTLER VIDEO.DIRECTOR: OTTO BAUER.STARRING: SUMMER BRIELLE, ALEXIS GRACE, BRIDGETTE B., ALEX CHANCE, ANTHONY ROSANO, NICK MANNING, MARCO BANDERAS & EVAN STONE.Is this a porn spoof of Captain Phillips? No, and it’s not the long-rumored hardcore outtake from Gilligan’s Island either. (Tina Louise will take that to her grave.) It’s a bunch of hos doing ho-like...

Internal Damnation #7

JULES JORDAN VIDEO.DIRECTOR: CHRIS STREAMS.STARRING: SUMMER BRIELLE, NIKKI DELANO, ALEKSA NICOLE, ROMI RAIN, AJ APPLEGATE, RAMON NOMAR, ERIK EVERHARD, MANUEL FERRARA & TONI RIBAS.Why did it take so long to catch up with this great series? We like lucky 7; it’s the number of truth and revelation. Take, for instance, AJ Applegate’s creamy double-penetration scene....

Beaver Hunt #7

HUSTLER VIDEO.DIRECTOR: AXEL BRAUN.STARRING: SAMANTHA SAINT, ALEKSA NICOLE, DANNI COLE, DIANA DOLL, VICTORIA LAWSON, ALAN STAFFORD, BILL BAILEY, ROCCO REED, RYAN DRILLER & JOEY BRASS.Lucky number 7 again? Hell yeah, because dick-sucking doll-face Samantha Saint beats a $5 scratcher any day. Wait a second, these look like pros. Where are the amateur Beavs? They’re on...

Hard and Fast

HUSTLER VIDEO. DIRECTOR:  DERRICK PIERCE.STARRING:  CAMERON DEE, PHOENIX MARIE, RAVEN ROCKETTE, COURTNEY TAYLOR, SIENNA DAY, RICHIE CALHOUN, AARON WILCOXXX & DERRICK PIERCE.Believe it or not, the world’s top motorcycle makers got together years ago and agreed to limit top speeds to 300 kilometers an hour. That’s only 186 mph! The Italians at MV Agusta, of course,...

Maddy O’Reilly

“I think I’m addicted to sex. Ever since I got into the business, it’s been feeding my addiction and making it worse. But don’t get me wrong. I don’t want a cure. I really like the crazy, insane stuff and seeing how far I can push my body.”...

Girls of Instagram – Alessandra

LOCATION: Northern CaliforniaAGE: 30HEIGHT: 5-7PROFILES: Instagram.com/AnnaErickson?ref=badge# • Facebook.com/1AnnaEricksonAlessandra was mischievous long before becoming an alluring exotic dancer and international model. In high school she got into so much trouble that her parents shipped the self-proclaimed “wild young thing” off to an all-girls boarding school. “It helped me concentrate on getting good grades,” Alessandra sheepishly confesses....

Keeping It Up For the Kard-Ass-ians #2

HUSTLER VIDEO.DIRECTOR: OTTO BAUER.STARRING: DYLAN RYDER, NICKI HUNTER, COURTNEY CUMMZ, AMIA MILEY, CODI CARMICHAEL, TYLER KNIGHT, TONY DE SERGIO, ALEX GONZ, KRIS SLATER & OTTO BAUER.Geneticists should be studying Kris Jenner to find out how she keeps churning out one insanely fuckable daughter after another. Even those underage Jenner brats are models. It’s not easy...

This Ain’t Celebrity Apprentice XXX

For its latest sex parody, HUSTLER Video decided that Celebrity Apprentice fans might appreciate seeing the show’s ambitious guests forgo making a profit in favor of making each other come. Evading the watchful eye of series patriarch Donald Trump, Daryl (Lee Bang) puts the moves on the big man’s daughter Ivanka (Kylee Reese). Mrs. Brigg...

Ariana Marie

I just want to smoke and fuck. I started doing some solo webcam in Florida, and look where I’m at today!” gushes Ariana Marie. “What excites me is that I can see myself growing in the industry and making a name for myself. On set I keep in mind: have fun, keep positive energy, and...

The Pornographer

WICKED PICTURES.DIRECTOR: ELI CROSS.STARRING: KIMBERLYKANE, KATIE SUMMERS, AMBER RAYNE, NICKI HUNTER, KYLIEIRELAND, ZOE VOSS, JAMES DEEN, ANTHONY ROSANO, STEVEHOLMES, ROCCO REED & CHRISTIAN XXX.Comedy is a difficult thing. As in, really fucking hard. Like trying to hit a girl in the eye with your cum shot at 20 paces. Actually, that’s easier. So it’s pretty...

Girl-On-Girl Paint

HUSTLER VIDEO.DIRECTOR: STUART CANTERBURY.STARRING: GIGI ALLENS, ANNA MORNA, BELLENOIRE, ADRIANA CHECHIK, ALEKSA NICOLE,JESSA RHODES, NATASHA VOYA & NADIA CAPRI.Apparently it’s not enough to splatter a girl with loads of cum anymore. After dumping oil and milk on muffdiving females in the two previous discs in this series, we reached for the paint bucket. Do the...

Isis Taylor

I don’t think guys are meant to be monogamous. Guys, they’re meant to spread their seed or whatever. So I tell my man, you can go have sex with everybody. I don’t care. Just don’t bring that shit home. Just no relationships with anyone but me.”...

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