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Simpsons: The XXX Parody
LFP VIDEO.DIRECTOR: LEE ROY MYERS.STARRING: ANDY SAN DIMAS, BRIANA BLAIR, ASIA ZO, EVAN STONE, JAMES DEEN, ANTHONY ROSANO, JOSH THOMAS & EDDIE ADAMS.This is the steamiest Simpsons episode since Marge and Homer spiced up their marriage at the mini-golf range. In this too-hot-for-TV installment, Homer finally sells his sex tape of Marge to Larry Flynt’s people for...
Superman XXX: A Porn Parody
VIVID ENTERTAINMENT.DIRECTOR: AXEL BRAUNSTARRING: ANDY SAN DIMAS, ALEXIS TEXAS, ZOE VOSS, LEXI BELLE, KRISTINA ROSE, RYAN DRILLER, ERIC MASTERSON, BEN ENGLISH, JAMES DEEN, ALEC KNIGHT, DICK CHIBBLES & EVAN STONEThese days truth and justice are in short supply, so thank porn for the American Way! This might be a Superman parody, but never fear: The...
Fatally Obsessed
WEST COAST PRODUCTIONS / AFTERDARK PICTURES.DIRECTOR: BISHOPSTARRING: NYOMI BANXXX, JADA FIRE, SKYY BLACK, MELODY NAKAI, ARYANA STARR, PRINCE YAHSHUA, ROCK THE ICON, RICO STRONG & NAT TURNHERDirector Bishop follows his black-cast porn thriller Ransom with this fleshy redo of the Beyoncé flick Obsessed. (Also worth seeing, by the way.) Jada Fire sparks Fatally Obsessed with...
Not Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man XXX
X-PLAY.DIRECTOR: WILL RYDERSTARRING: BREE OLSON, AUBREY ADDAMS, DANICA DILLON, KIM KENNEDY, VICTORIA WHITE, DALE DABONE, ERIC SWISS, JACK LAWRENCE, CHAD DIAMOND, MIKE HORNER & ROCCO REEDIt looks like Bree Olson hit the gym for this one, but don’t worry; she’s still one of the biz’s best jigglers. Lending her all-American-girl image to a role that...
Untrue Hollywood Stories: Oprah
HUSTLER VIDEO.DIRECTOR: STUART CANTERBURYSTARRING: MISTY STONE, BELLA MORETTI, DYLAN RYDER, SAMANTHA SAINT, BRIDGETTE B, AUBREY ADDAMS, JACK LAWRENCE, BRUCE VENTURE, CHRIS STROKES, CARLO CARRERA, CHAD DIAMOND, JAMES BARTHOLETOprah never looked this good! In fact, the lithe and lovely Misty Stone is such a charmer, you might have trouble indulging your robust Oprah fantasy (at least...
Wonder Woman XXX
HARDCORE PARODY / MILE HIGH MEDIADIRECTOR: ASHLYNN BROOKESTARRING: TORI BLACK, CAROLYN REESE, DIAMOND FOXXX, GRACIE GLAM, BILL BAILEY, RALPH LONG, MIKEY BUTDERS & ANTHONY ROSANOTori Black as Wonder Woman. That pretty much sells it right there, doesn’t it? The clunky plot has something to do with a porn-obsessed Iraqi terrorist landing on the superheroine’s secret...
Not MASH XXX
M*A*S*H began its life on celluloid as a brilliant wartime satire directed by Robert Altman. The film was then reinvented as a wildly popular television show. Now this classic tale of doctors under duress has been given another reboot. Its latest, sexiest incarnation was produced by your friends at X-Play, so expect the stars to...
All New Beaver Hunt #8
HUSTLER VIDEO.DIRECTOR: BOBBY DRAKE, MARC STAR, AXEL BRAUN.STARRING: JENNIFER WHITE, LONI EVANS, ABAGELLE BANKS, EMMA MAE, GISELLE LEON, KYLIE MOORE, MR. PETE, CHRIS JOHNSON, DANNY WYLDE, BRIAN STREET TEAM, DALE DaBONE & ALEC KNIGHT....
Cinderella XXX
WICKED PICTURES.DIRECTOR: AXEL BRAUN.STARRING: SAMANTHA SAINT, JULIA ANN, CARTER CRUISE, PENNY PAX, VERONICA ALUV, TYLER KNIGHT, EVAN STONE, SETH GAMBLE & WILL POWERS....
The Magnificently Breasted 7
HUSTLER VIDEO.DIRECTOR: STUART CANTERBURY.STARRING: RYAN MAZE, RANYNDEE JAMES, MIKKI LYNN, SPENCER SCOTT, JAYDEN COLE, LUNA STAR, HELLY MAE HELLFIRE, ROSE BLACK, BILL BAILEY & BILLY GLIDE....
The Jenny Hendrix Experience
“To be perfectly frank, I don’t consider a girl a real porn star until she starts doing real sex scenes, like anal. You know what I mean? I’m known for my aggressive anal scenes, and I actually prefer DPs. They’re better because you get stimulation in both holes. I get really into my scenes. I...
Tatiana & Joel: Jersey Girl
Cattlemen such as Joel always stop by Tatiana’s Hoboken apartment for a bewitching tit-fuck when they make their way east. “I insist on wrapping my milkers around their searing cocks,” the blue-ribbon fuck toy declares. “I can usually talk these cowpunchers into branding my face with white-hot jizz. Guys call me bossy,” Tatiana ruminates, while...
Adrianna Luna
“I’m up for anything that seems like it will be fun, so I’m totally up for fucking. I like it rough. I used to be shy, but now I like saying the word cock while I’m doing it. I really enjoy giving head. Even when the cameras aren’t on, I give blowjobs as if they were....
Alyssa Branch
“I love sticky stuff. You know when you get out of the shower and you’re a little bit slick down there? I’ll just sit in my towel and stroke and pull my labia. Now I’m the only girl in the porn industry who can tie her pussy lips in a knot! I can’t fake orgasm....
Barely Legal Baby-Sitters
Going for an all-out win, baby-fat just-legal baby-sitters play dirty in a stiff daddy competition. “We call it the Baby-Sitters’ Club, but really it’s all about who can score the most daddies. You can’t just brag. You need verifiable proof, like a selfie or something. So far Alexis Monroe’s ahead, the little cum slut, but...
Gisselle & Mark Anthony
After signing his life away on a spa membership, Mark Anthony was told that one of the perks was a free massage service. Hoping for a hot chick who offered a “full service” rubdown, Mark Anthony got his wish with the gorgeous Gisselle. After giving him the regular treatment, the crack masseuse used her special...
MILF Banged #2
WICKED PICTURES.DIRECTOR: KEVIN MOORE.STARRING: INDIA SUMMER, KELLY DIAMOND, MONIQUE ALEXANDER, JULIA ANN, SARA LUVV, SARAH JESSIE, NIKKI BENZ, ALINA LI, JESSY JONES, TYLER NIXON, CLOVER, JAKE TAYLOR & MR. PETE. If you wanna fuck my daughter, you better fuck me too! What mom hasn’t said that? As India Summer ably demonstrates in this ultra-educational movie,...
Barely Legal #143
HUSTLER VIDEO.DIRECTOR: OTTO BAUER.STARRING: KENDALL WHITE, STEVIE SHAE, CAMERON CANADA, CARTER CRUISE, AVA TAYLOR, MARCO BANDERAS, EVAN STONE, MARK ZANE, RICHIE CALHOUN & BILLY GLIDE. If you’ve seen one Barely Legal flick, you have NOT seen them all! This one starts out deliciously trashy, with girls who look like they were scooped out of the...
Attention Whores
VIVID ENTERTAINMENT.DIRECTOR: B. SKOW.STARRING: ANIKKA ALBRITE, ELAINA PAGE, VICTORIA LOVE, KENDALL KARSON, KATIE ST. IVES, TOMMY GUNN, ANTHONY ROSANO, EVAN STONE, JOHNNY SINS & TOMMY PISTOL. Why do the hottest chicks—who have to do less than zero to get attention—crave it the most? It’s a deep psychological mystery (well, maybe not that deep). What matters...
Jessa Rhodes
“Honestly, I’m just down to fuck. I was always the first girl, when we went down to the river, to take my top off and jump in the water. There was no big transition for me, making porn – it’s fun. I just walked right in and owned it. I never have to worry about...
