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Attention Whores

Why do the hottest chicks—who have to do less than zero to get attention—crave it the most? It’s a deep psychological mystery (well, maybe not that deep). What matters is that this particular addiction will make a girl take a random load in the face just to feel less invisible. (Yep, that’s the sad, slutty world we live in.) The five approval-hungry asses on this disc do a decent job of grabbing your attention—not to mention every dick within reach. Trashy bleach-blond Anikka, who’s in jail for some unexplained reason (being a pubic nuisance?) gets the whoring started with a conjugal, cunt-stuffing visit. The second scene is basically the first one all over again with a different name. (Let’s stay awake out there, porn editors!) Enter the brunettes to save the day. If attentiveness is measured in total cum volume, the final trio is headed for an overdose, with Katie St. Ives—the relative veteran in the lineup— righteously stepping in for the finale. Katie just barely saves the flick from being a standard distraction. You won’t fall in love with this one, but let’s face it: That’s the worst thing you could do with an attention whore anyway.

Why do the hottest chicks—who have to do less than zero to get attention—crave it the most? It’s a deep psychological mystery (well, maybe not that deep). What matters is that this particular addiction will make a girl take a random load in the face just to feel less invisible. (Yep, that’s the sad,...
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Anikka Albrite, Elaina Page, Victoria Love, Kendall Karson, Katie St. Ives, Tommy Gunn, Anthony Rosano, Evan Stone, Johnny Sins & Tommy Pistol


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B. Skow
Vivid Entertainment