Simpsons: The XXX Parody

This is the steamiest Simpsons episode since Marge and Homer spiced up their marriage at the mini-golf range. In this too-hot-for-TV installment, Homer finally sells his sex tape of Marge to Larry Flynt’s people for a doughnut. (Vivid offered cash. D’oh!) Just as we all suspected, Marge (embodied by Andy San Dimas) is a horny firecracker who knows how to let her towering hair down. Her scenes are all POV (Homer’s the cameraman) and packed with plenty of raspy panting and undulating day-glo flesh.

That’s weird enough, but Moe’s dirty date with cute Asia Zo (who really looks like a cartoon) should be sent back in time to confuse people who never heard of the Simpsons. Evan Stone does a suitably wooden cameo as McBain, but—in the name of decency—Marge and Homer’s famous kids are nowhere to be seen. Get this movie before those yellow-skin fetishists (a/k/a Matt Groening and his people) snap up all the copies. Seriously, this is a pop artifact that will make you question your sanity as you whack off. (Nothing new, right?).