Keeping It Up For the Kard-Ass-ians #2
Geneticists should be studying Kris Jenner to find out how she keeps churning out one insanely fuckable daughter after another. Even those underage Jenner brats are models. It’s not easy finding XXX chicks who measure up to the real man-eating trio of Kim, Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian, but this parody comes close. Wine-guzzling managermama Kris (Nicki Hunter) brings in porn stars to promote Khloé’s G-A-S-H opening by banging her family members. That’s why Kris is the brains of the family! Bombshell Dylan Ryder delivers a hot turn as Kim, but the real stroker standout is sultry, pouty Amia Miley as Kourtney. (She even has a matching boobjob!) Hunter rounds out this episode with an anal scorcher that proves nothing beats experience. Director Otto Bauer gets lively reality-style performances out of his spoiled and slutty cast, giving us what we want (but don’t always get) from parody porn. Keeping It Up #2 is a keeper.