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What’s more awkward than a U.S. representative named Weiner obsessively sexting pictures of his dong to random chicks? This porn parody! Sydney Leathers, the piece of tail at the center of Weinergate, is definitely an amateur when it comes to hardcore performing. We suspect the real porn talent that should have come out of the scandal is Weiner, not her. That crazy Brooklyn bastard would have ripped up some ass! But Sydney’s got an authentic charm—especially when she’s catching a load of cum on her natural babyfat titties. She launches this sleazefest (clearly just a springboard to her own political aspirations) by leading a hilariously bad audition for the new Carlos Danger (Weiner’s actual sexting name). She chooses Xander Corvus (the leastinspired choice), then fucks his brains out. It’s a lean plot with just two twat scenes, but that’s more than Weiner ever got. He claims he never even banged the tail he deep-sixed his career for. Imagine how he feels watching her get pounded by a dude making fun of him! When your name is Weiner, the humiliation just never ends. Even Leathers laughs at him as she dishes out the whole Weinergate debacle. “Sorry,” she says, “except I’m not!” No shit, honey. You went from phonesex nobody to national celeb faster than a Congressional cum blast. Congratulations. Now learn to scream like a slaughtered pig if you want to stay in this business!
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