Bits & Pieces
Articles with unfiltered opinions
Sneak peek of
HUSTLER Magazine's April 2014 Issue
Featured Articles
Porn From the Past
Shirley lazes the day away naked, dreaming of a threeway with Masters and Johnson. Thanks to J.R.P. of Strathmore, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to: HUSTLER’s...
April Macie Goes Deep For a Laugh
She’s heard it from countless club owners who expected her to bomb: People won’t laugh at a sexy woman telling jokes. They were always surprised when Macie killed instead....
Juggalette Jamboree
“The Gathering of the Juggalos” is one of the wildest, weirdest events on the planet. Held in the Middle of Nowhere, Illinois, it’s the music festival put on every year by “the most hated...
Mickey Avalon’s Hollywood Hustle
“WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU’RE TOO FUCKED UP? WHAT’S YOUR GIRLFRIEND SAY WHEN I SMACK THAT BUTT? WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU RUN OUTTA DRUGS? BABY WHAT YOU SAY WHEN YOU BUST A...
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Larry's Statement
Cruel and All Too Usual
A recent study by the American Civil Liberties Union found that over 3,200 people in this country are serving life terms without parole for nonviolent crimes. The vast majority of them have been locked up for victimless, drug-related offenses—and most of the prisoners are African American. This trend of gross injustice results from the failed…
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Politics
Asshole of the Month: Larry Klayman
Even the most pathetic little turd can have a big dream once in a while. Right-wing attorney Larry Klayman’s latest stillborn fantasy was to lead a Tea Party lynch...
