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September 2021

Featuring Michelle Jean
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Freshman Conquest

Sure, we’re typical freshmen— eating pizza, cutting classes, chugging beer— but experimenting with sex? Nah. We got that out of the way months ago. By now we’re sort of like pros. This semester it’s all about how many boys we can screw. At least I’ll get a 4.0 in sexology!

Sure, we’re typical freshmen— eating pizza, cutting classes, chugging beer— but experimenting with sex? Nah. We got that out of the way months ago. By now we’re sort of like pros. This semester it’s all about how many boys we can screw. At least I’ll get a 4.0 in sexology!
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