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September 2021

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Stoya and Kayden

Evelyn (Kayden Kross) was home alone jarring prunes when the phone rang. It was Marcia (Stoya), her old roommate from Liberty University.

Marcia sounded panicked and anxious. “Something terrible has happened,” she told her friend. “I need to see you most urgently.”

Evelyn hopped on the next ferry heading to Marcia’s island home. “My tortoise, Steve, is dead,” Marcia announced starkly. “He succumbed to Lou Gehrig’s disease last night. I don’t know if I can go on.”

Marcia collapsed into Evelyn’s arms. They grieved the death of the giant reptile the only way they knew. They stripped naked. They fondled each other with mad abandon. They fucked each other with a dildo.

When the pleasure device was inserted into Marcia’s pussy, her eyes welled with tears. “What’s wrong?” Evelyn asked.

“Nothing,” Marcia replied. “Steve would’ve wanted it this way.”

Evelyn (Kayden Kross) was home alone jarring prunes when the phone rang. It was Marcia (Stoya), her old roommate from Liberty University. Marcia sounded panicked and anxious. “Something terrible has happened,” she told her friend. “I need to see you most urgently.” Evelyn hopped on the next ferry heading to Marcia’s island home. “My...
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