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A senior citizen took his wife to be tested….

A senior citizen took his wife to be tested. Two days later he got a call from the doctor. “I’m sorry to inform you that your wife’s test results were mixed up with another patient’s,” the doctor said. “We’re not sure if she has COVID-19 or Alzheimer’s disease.” “So what am I supposed to do?”...
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Throuples, Rejoice!

Call us crazy, but we here in the HUSTLER newsroom are getting the distinct impression that polyamory is going mainstream. Granted, Will and Jada kind of imploded, but that doesn’t mean that the rest of us aren’t ready to test out the sweet, once-taboo waters of consensual monmonogamy. And one town is stepping up in...
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Sex Work Is Work!

This pandemic shit is hard enough as it is without government, law enforcement, landlords and the rest of the oppressors making it even tougher for hardworking people to get through the day. And no one is getting the short end of the COVID stick quite like sex workers, locked in a vicious catch-22 that threatens...
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A married man stepped into a confessional booth…

A married man stepped into a confessional booth one Saturday afternoon. “Father, it has been a month since my last confession,” he admitted, “and I had sex with Nookie Green twice since then.” The priest told the sinner, “You are forgiven. Go and say three Hail Marys.” A few minutes later another married guy entered...
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Chet went to his doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra…

Chet went to his doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra, but the doc told him that he couldn’t allow a double dose. “Why not?” Chet snarled. “Because it’s not safe,” the doctor cautioned. “But I need it really bad,” Chet insisted. “Why do you need a double dose so badly?” the doctor...
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While shooting the shit…

While shooting the shit, a young man told his new friend, “I think my wife is cheating on me.” “What gave you that idea?” the other guy asked. “We moved from New York to L.A. and still have the same deliver boy.”...
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This Ain’t [Fill In Blank]

Like Airplane! or The Naked Gun, porn parodies dare to poke fun at the characters and stories we hold sacred. And while some are definitely worth their salt—that Captain Marvel XXX flick with Kenzie Taylor looks bonkers—others are just downright hilarious, if not deeply disturbing in their interpretations. Behold, the best and worst of porn...
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Mia Khalifa’s Sexy Specs

Since leaving the adult industry, Mia has been very vocal about her thoughts on porn, and that has ruffled a few feathers. But no matter where you stand on this prickly predicament, there’s one thing we can all agree on: It’s hard to fault a selfless act. As you know, a massive explosion killed at...
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Skin Hunger

It’s fair to say that this pandemic blows—or rather, the lack of being blown and blowing really sucks (ouch). It also highlights a phenomenon we’ve only just begun to fully appreciate: skin hunger. In the spirit of anecdotal journalism, Refinery29’s Kirthan Aujlay tells us about an epic threesome experience and how it did her so...

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