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Mike went to apply for a job…

Mike went to apply for a job, and the interviewer asked him, “Are you allergic to anything?” “Yes, sir, caffeine,” Mike replied. “I can’t drink coffee.” “Okay,” the interviewer continued. “Have you ever been in the military?” “Yes, sir,” Mike answered. “I did one tour in Afghanistan.” “Great!” the human resources rep exclaimed. “That will...
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Orgasm Stacking

There’s this weird intersection in humanity where people who are working themselves to an early grave are also trying to embrace a New Age lifestyle. Futile? Hey, at least they’re trying. And you have to give them credit for any attempt to maximize sex and pleasure despite the fact that we seem to be doomed...
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Let me come in your ear

Tom said to his wife, “Let me come in your ear.” “No way!” she hollered. “I’ll go deaf if you come in my ear!” “That’s funny,” Tom countered. “I come in your mouth, and you never shut up.”...
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Scent of a Woman

In a perfect world, we learn that Gwyneth Paltrow and her putrid Goop products are charged withmurder by boredom and she’s locked up in a Turkish septic tank for the rest of her life. Butuntil then we just have to keep on hating her and all her brand stands for, so strap in. Lately she’s...
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A cheating wife had just finished…

A cheating wife had just finished giving her lover the screwing of his life. As she was lighting a cigarette, her cell phone rang. A brief conversation ensued, and then she said, “Okay, dear. Bye.” “Your husband?” her boyfriend asked. “Yes,” she answered, giggling. “He said he’ll be home late because he’s playing poker with...
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Deal or No Deal

This article comes with a preface. It’s really more of a shout-out to all the hardworking reporters who maintain their commitment to uncompromising journalism. Thank you, especially those of you who know the value of a good kicker. This month we single out Scott Carroll of KATV in Arkansas. Not sure if he’s a crime...
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Your Cheating Heart

Everyone has their own hang-ups and hard lines when it comes to adultery, but at the end of the day cheating isn’t a crime, and this is still a free country, right? Right? And it’s only once we get past our own preconceptions that we can begin to learn and understand one another and the...

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