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Sex and Car Wrecks

Sexual ambivalence. Car crashes. James Spader fucking Rosanna Arquette’s gaping leg scar. This is cinema that dares to take risks and provoke in ways we seldom see. And 24 years since its theatrical debut, David Cronenberg’s Crash continues to shake us. At the time, the U.K.’s Daily Mail was blunt in its disgust: “Ban This...
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While walking behind his wife, Mort muttered

While walking behind his wife, Mort muttered, “Your ass is getting so big, it looks like an old washing machine.” The woman didn’t utter a peep. Bedtime came around, and Mort was hankering to get it on, but his wife wasn’t in the mood. “I’m not starting the old washing machine for such a small...
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A lawyer wrote a letter to his wife…

A lawyer wrote a letter to his wife, a college math professor. “My dear Janie,” it began. “I value you as a good wife, but now that you’re 57 years old, you can no longer satisfy certain needs of mine. Therefore, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret why I will be spending this...
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Sex Dolls Down Under

As America stares down the barrel of a second wave, pandemic-weary folks are searching for alternatives—scratch that—“acceptable substitutes” for human intimacy. And you know what? Scratch “human.” Right about now intimacy, human or otherwise, would do nicely, thank you. So it should come as no surprise that some retailers are seeing massive spikes in sex...
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Hear, Hear! In Praise of Aural Sex

Audio porn has been around for a while. It can be hot as hell and both a welcome diversion and powerful alternative to video. But whereas once there was maybe only a handful of decent audio options, content is now exploding at an exponential rate. Listen closely as we round up the best of aural...
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Pushin’ Cushions

Want to get paid to fuck? Well, then, baby, your ship has arrived. Welcome to the wonderful world of quality control. From the KUTV newsroom in Salt Lake City comes a story that could change your life. Sleep Standards is a sleeping research and advice company, and a few months ago they came out with...
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His wife was expecting a baby, so the pastor stood before the congregation

His wife was expecting a baby, so the pastor stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. They discussed the request and decided that whenever his family expanded, his pay would increase as well. After six children this got expensive, and the congregation held a meeting. A great deal of yelling and bickering ensued...
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S3x Worker Superheroes

You know what would really help break up that quarantine boredom? A set of sexy-ass collectible trading cards to pore over. And what if, in purchasing said cards, you would be helping to support the LGBTQI and sex worker communities? Why, that would make you a goddamn hero. This pandemic has been a rough ride...

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