Bits & Pieces
Articles with unfiltered opinions
Sneak peek of
HUSTLER Magazine's March 2015 Issue
Featured Articles
Pushing All In
HUSTLER: Congratulations! What was your winning hand? MARC: It was 9-7 offsuit. It was the first hand heads-up, and the flop was 9-6-5, so I had top pair and a gutshot. We ended up getting it all in,...
Porn From The Past
What do you say when the boss invites you over for a threeway? Absolutely! A raise is a raise. Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear...
Chanel Preston’s Stroke of Genius
Strange but true: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and XXX superstar Chanel Preston have a lot in common. I’m not talking about a shared affinity for double anal penetration. History...
HUSTLER History: A Very Sick Parody
HUSTLER Parody: This is not a real ad. It is a parody and is not to be taken seriously. If nothing else, this will at least remind us that we’ve faced health crises before...
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Publisher's Statement
A Year Without Religion
Get ready for the year ahead. Judging by the last one, it’s going to be a bumpy ride. One of the biggest reasons for it, in my view, is religious fanaticism, an illness that blows everything out of proportion and halts progress in its tracks. The distortion of Fundamentalist beliefs—regardless of which religion—is one of…
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Politics
Asshole of the Month: Andrea Tantaros
This month’s assholette is only 35 years old, which is like puberty for the true shit heel. Assholes get more bitter and twisted over the years, eventually piling up...
