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Probing our Pervos

How did George W. Bush’s war on terror validate the depraved sadism authorized at the highest levels of his administration? That long-overlooked question was raised by the Senate Select Committee on...
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A HUSTLER New Year’s
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A HUSTLER New Year’s

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Affordable or Deplorable?

The Republican Party regained control of the U.S. Senate, but the Affordable Care Act—aka Obamacare—is here to stay. That’s because the GOP always dances to the tune played by big money....
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Dollar Democracy

The naked truth has been exposed, and it’s not a pretty picture! American Democracy has become Dollar Democracy. Many elected officials are bought by campaign contributions from superrich individuals and big...
Strip Club Tips
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Strip Club Tips

On the night of May 9th, 2013, in a tourist district of Mexico City known for roving mariachi and seedy strip joints, Malcolm Shabazz, the grandson of legendary civil rights activist Malcolm X, was beaten to...
Lounge Lizard Extraordinaire
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Lounge Lizard Extraordinaire

It’s late at night on Hollywood’s Sunset Strip, and a surly figure in a cheap tuxedo is slumped in the back booth of the Comedy Store nightclub, nursing a glass of Jack Daniel’s. In a...
Porn From The Past
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Porn From The Past

Social science junkies Ava and Marjorie pose naked in a field just off the freeway to see how many accidents they cause. Fifty-three. Thanks to J.P. of Strathmore, California, for this vintage photo. Send your...
Chanel Preston’s Stroke of Genius
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Chanel Preston’s Stroke of Genius

Strange but true: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and XXX superstar Chanel Preston have a lot in common. I’m not talking about a shared affinity for double anal penetration. History...
Porn From The Past
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Porn From The Past

What do you say when the boss invites you over for a threeway? Absolutely! A raise is a raise. Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for this vintage photo.  Send your smut of yesteryear to: ...
Pushing All In
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Pushing All In

HUSTLER: Congratulations! What was your winning hand? MARC: It was 9-7 offsuit. It was the first hand heads-up, and the flop was 9-6-5, so I had top pair and a gutshot. We ended up getting it all in, and I hit...
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Marching Down Blunder Road

Was Saddam Hussein a danger because his arsenal included weapons of mass destruction? That was the pretext for the 2003 Iraq invasion, which left thousands of American soldiers dead or...
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Money For Main Street!

When Foreign Affairs, the mouthpiece of the policy-setting Council on Foreign Relations, runs an article recommending that the Federal Reserve do a money drop directly on the 99%, you know the...
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40th Anniversary Bash
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40th Anniversary Bash

This is what a HUSTLER party looks like. And yes, we are lucky...
Master of Ondine
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Master of Ondine

Written on a dare as a birthday gift for her lover, Pauline Réage’s Story of O was never meant to be published. But the story of a young girl’s induction into the world of ultimate submission was simply...
Porn From The Past
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Porn From The Past

Mabel the schoolmarm meets shots of tequila. Parent-teacher conferences here we come! Thanks to R.H. of Port St. Lucie, Florida, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to:  HUSTLER’s Porn...
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2016: Crossroads for Democracy

The 2016 elections may well be the most important in our country’s history. They’ll determine if there’s still time for our individual liberties to be restored before future...
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Historical Ignorance

Sometimes you just know that you are in the hands of fools. President Barack Obama almost made it to the end of his second term without repeating George W. Bush’s disastrous errors in redesigning the...
John Hagee Meets the Great Whore of Babylon
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John Hagee Meets the Great Whore of Babylon

A fearless hardcore icon ventures into the lion’s den to nail a scandalous photo-op with evangelical right-winger John Hagee. The phone call came on a...