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Oil, The Almighty

In the spy trade they call it “blowback,” the unintended consequences when, for example, you rearrange the chairs in some other nation’s government, and hijacked airliners start smashing into your valued...
Triple-X Trivia
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Triple-X Trivia

For every dude who’s ever measured his dick or seen how far he could shoot his jizz, here are the marks to beat. Plus other weird-ass sex facts that might just win you a brew or two in your next barroom bet....
Hollywood Money Shot
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Hollywood Money Shot

When the Devil offers you a deal, it takes balls to negotiate the terms and conditions, but that’s exactly what Scott Alexander and Larry Karaszewski did when they made their mark on the movie industry....
Larry Flynt, Supermodel
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Larry Flynt, Supermodel

In the Summer of ’14, Larry Flynt showed up in magazine and billboard ads wearing designer sneakers. We asked Jon Buscemi why. The first thing Larry asked me when I walked into his office was,...
Heather Holliday
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Heather Holliday

How a 5-Foot-3 New York Girl Became the Deepest Throat in Coney Island HUSTLER: Have you always been a sideshow freak? HEATHER HOLLIDAY: Yes! Coney Island is one of the last places in America that has a...
Porn From the Past
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Porn From the Past

Finding this memento in Dad’s personal effects explained a lot to his New York kids, Apikalia and Hani. Thanks to P.J.E. of Dumas, Texas, for this vintage photo.   Send your smut of yesteryear to...
Politics

How Far Does the 1st Amendment Go?

The rival newspapers were as opinionated as many New Yorkers and suburbanites. On May 17, 2014, the New York Post plastered its front page with “HEIL HAIL: City puts brakes on...
Politics

Zeroing In on the Truth

Finally, the U.S. Senate Select Committee on Intelligence has been allowed to tell us the truth about torture: It doesn’t work. The CIA-endorsed lie that evidence obtained by waterboarding led U.S....
Inside the Koch Brothers’ War Room
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Inside the Koch Brothers’ War Room

A thank-you card seems like the appropriate response for having reaped a cool $18 billion under the administration of President Barack Obama, especially during the worst economy...
Porn Saves the World!
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Porn Saves the World!

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40th Anniversary Classics
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40th Anniversary Classics

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Tap (Out) That Ass
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Tap (Out) That Ass

If you plan to tangle with chicks nicknamed The Rattler and The Nightmare, we have a question: What part of ULTIMATE SURRENDER did you not understand? Wrestling, the centuries-old sport of kings. In our times,...
Exclusive Wicked Girl Asa Akira Gets Grilled
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Exclusive Wicked Girl Asa Akira Gets Grilled

Hardcore reporter-slash-performer Lotus Lain interrogates one of the world’s most delicious fuck stars about her hit book Insatiable, why her hubby...
Porn From the Past
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Porn From the Past

Betty Jo turns the Shady Rest into a nudist retreat: “Lotsa curves, you bet, and even more when you get to the Junction.” Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut...
Politics

Buying Up the Planet

When the U.S. Federal Reserve bought an 80% stake in American International Group (AIG) in September 2008, the unprecedented $85-billion outlay was justified as necessary to bail out the world’s largest...
Politics

Unlikely Compatriots

I don’t mean to sully his reputation as some kind of rebel, but twice now a unanimous Supreme Court helmed by a conservative has sided with Larry Flynt on an important civil liberties call. In 1988 the...
William Shatner
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William Shatner

HUSTLER, The Final Frontier: An Exclusive Q&A With the Captain of the Starship Enterprise There is only one William Shatner: the Canadian-born actor, author, singer, animal activist, poet and Priceline...
Dutch Treat
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Dutch Treat

Selling pussy has been legal for so long in Amsterdam, they already have a museum for it. Even if you’re eager to hit the meat streets and blow your wad (in more ways than one), go here first to find out...
Celebrity Dick
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Celebrity Dick

As if he’s ever in need of more pussy, Nick Hawk, star of Showtime’s Gigolos, crashed Larry Flynt’s HUSTLER Club Las Vegas to autograph copies of the May ’14 issue. Check it for tips from the...
Movie Buff
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Movie Buff

Let’s hear it for casting-couch cuties who recently popped their full-frontal cherries. After all, why should only Hollywood insiders get to do the body check? With skin like this on the mainstream screen,...
HUSTLER Flashback
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HUSTLER Flashback

We continue our 40th Anniversary stroll down Memory Lane with a look back at two far-out layouts—“Lust in Space” from December ’79 and “Gold Fingers” from October ’82. HUSTLER: For the Rest of...