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Soaps Get Super Weird
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Soaps Get Super Weird

If you’ve never given a shit about soap operas in the past, then prepare to have your world turnedupside-down with this incredible casting news. Remember the publicity campaign in June for the...
(Un)faithfully Yours
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(Un)faithfully Yours

The fight for human rights is a broad and complicated battle. Basic, inalienable freedoms many of us take for granted are constantly under attack by those who seek to silence and suppress. Democracy,...
Dirty Honey: Proud to Be Loud
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Dirty Honey: Proud to Be Loud

Rock and roll should be dangerous. It should be played live and loud on real instruments. Bass. Drums. Guitars. Maybe keyboards. Maybe. It should be played without the assistance of backing...
A Whip-Smart Guide to Finding Your Perfect Domme
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A Whip-Smart Guide to Finding Your Perfect Domme

Because choosing the right person to cede control to takes a lot of self-determination.  Mired in self-doubt over the prospect of booking your first...
HUSTLER Brunet Bush Brigade
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HUSTLER Brunet Bush Brigade

Looking to get into a hairy situation? If you’re of the “can’t get enough of that furry muff” school of thought, you’ll definitely want to curl up with these dark-haired beauties...
Highly Satisfied: The Sex and Weed Connection
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Highly Satisfied: The Sex and Weed Connection

Marijuana is already known to lower anxiety and turn people on to Willie Nelson’s music, but the wonder drug can also help women’s sex lives go from...
Watch It! The Art of Consensual Voyeurism
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Watch It! The Art of Consensual Voyeurism

We’re all voyeurs. Everyone likes to watch—as humans, we’re driven by visual stimuli. Maybe it’s porn, maybe it’s that tasteful glimpse you stole of...
HUSTLER Classic: Taija Rae, by Any Other Name
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HUSTLER Classic: Taija Rae, by Any Other Name

What’s in a name? That which we call a pussy by any other name would taste as sweet. It’s a sentiment to ponder, as we look back on this classic August...
Sex Mythbreakers: The Pineapple Effect
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Sex Mythbreakers: The Pineapple Effect

Can a trip to your supermarket’s produce section really give you better-tasting semen? We consult the experts.  It’s a given that most of us want to look after ourselves...
Nurse, There’s a Gnome in My Ass
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Nurse, There’s a Gnome in My Ass

A medical professional reveals the strangest sexual accidents she’s seen There are safety elements involved in getting it on that you learn about in Sex-Ed class, and then there...
HUSTLER Classic: Who Are Those Masked Ma’ams?
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HUSTLER Classic: Who Are Those Masked Ma’ams?

Masks have been the topic of fierce debate in the United States over the last few months, with most reasonable people realizing that face coverings are a vital...
Busty Brunette Bonanza Part III
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Busty Brunette Bonanza Part III

These curvy dark-haired beauties will keep your hands full in more ways than one! Dive into the bounty of big-boobed brunettes below; they’re sure to become your new breast...
Sex Mythbreakers: Is Porn Cheating?
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Sex Mythbreakers: Is Porn Cheating?

From a stack of magazines under the mattress, to a couple of deliberately mislabeled DVD-Rs at the bottom of a spindle, the history of keeping a porn stash under wraps is a long...
HUSTLER Classic: Leather-Bound
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HUSTLER Classic: Leather-Bound

Mixing business with pleasure is often considered to be an ill-advised idea. Mixing business with leather, on the other hand, can be a very pleasurable activity.  Case in point: The May...
Legs for Days
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Legs for Days

There is nothing quite so sexy as a set of lovely stems, gorgeous shapely gams that go on forever. HUSTLER takes a trip down memory lane to highlight our favorite leggy Honeys from the past decade. Imagine...
Charles Bukowski and HUSTLER Through the Years
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Charles Bukowski and HUSTLER Through the Years

On the 100th anniversary of the Ham on Rye legend’s birth, we look back at his decades-long relationship with America’s Magazine. Charles...
Sole Desire: How Foot Fetishists Get Their Kicks
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Sole Desire: How Foot Fetishists Get Their Kicks

Feet are many things to many people. Useful, if you’re interested in walking and such. Pungent, after a particularly strenuous workout. Achy, after a long...
Queen of the High-Tech Sex Toys
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Queen of the High-Tech Sex Toys

After getting the heave-ho from CES last year, pleasure-product pioneer Lora Haddock DiCarlo took on the organization behind the event—and scored a major victory. We talk to the...
Three Is a Magic Number
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Three Is a Magic Number

HUSTLERMagazine.com’s guide to planning and pulling off the perfect threeway While it may seem an unattainable fantasy for many, getting a threesome off the ground is very possible with a...
HUSTLER Classic: Kickin’ It
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HUSTLER Classic: Kickin’ It

The world seems to be falling apart before our eyes these days—and many of us likewise feel like we’re barely holding it together, especially physically. For many, months of...
Sex Mythbreakers: Fucking After 50
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Sex Mythbreakers: Fucking After 50

Sex is often represented (especially in the media) as a young person’s pursuit, but with people living longer and remaining more sexually active into older age, a whole new...