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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jana Jordan
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jana Jordan

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we ran them twice!  Today we honor Houston native and blond knockout Jana Jordan. They say that...
Doug Stanhope Gets Trashed
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Doug Stanhope Gets Trashed

HUSTLER: It’s cool to talk with you, and we’re not just kissing ass. DOUG STANHOPE: Thanks, man. I knew I had an interview today, but I hate picking up the phone. With my luck it’d be...
HUSTLER Classic: Larry Flynt Hits the Big Screen
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HUSTLER Classic: Larry Flynt Hits the Big Screen

The life story of HUSTLER Publisher Larry Flynt is, without question, a remarkable one. His rise from humble beginnings in Kentucky to becoming the head of a...
Sex Work Is Work!
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Sex Work Is Work!

This pandemic shit is hard enough as it is without government, law enforcement, landlords and the rest of the oppressors making it even tougher for hardworking people to get through the day. And no one is...
BlackRock Rises From the Shadows
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BlackRock Rises From the Shadows

An unregulated Wall Street investment firm has become so powerful that it now controls the U.S. economy. To most people, if they are familiar with it at all, BlackRock helps...
Throuples, Rejoice!
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Throuples, Rejoice!

Call us crazy, but we here in the HUSTLER newsroom are getting the distinct impression that polyamory is going mainstream. Granted, Will and Jada kind of imploded, but that doesn’t mean that the rest of us...
Double Your Pleasure
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Double Your Pleasure

Every sport has its impossible move. In figure skating, it’s the quad jump. In diving, it’s a reverse 4½ somersault in the pike position. And in the wide world of bedroom gymnastics: the fabled DP. As to...
Trump Could Lose but “Legally” Win!
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Trump Could Lose but “Legally” Win!

A former U.S. senator and diplomat warns that “survival of our democracy” is now at stake as Election Day nears. It seems unimaginable. But for many it was...
Glory, Glory Hallelujah
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Glory, Glory Hallelujah

Hold up: Did the queer community just save sex? We take you now to New York, where this summer health authorities attempted to provide useful information on how to have safe(r) sex as the city...
Such a Good Girl
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Such a Good Girl

A tool is only useful in the hands of someone who knows how to use it. Anyone can post nudes to OnlyFans, but it takes creativity and entrepreneurial instincts to translate sex into revenue. And it’s not...
Google Goes Rogue
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Google Goes Rogue

Ah, porn, the great equalizer. Maybe your parents stumbled upon your search history or a partner walked in on you climaxing to granny porn—mortifying. In theory, one might feel empathy for someone who finds...
Greg Palast: How Trump Stole 2020
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Greg Palast: How Trump Stole 2020

Throughout much of the 2020 Presidential race, voting, the fundamental act of democracy, has been troubled. Casting and tabulating ballots has proven a tricky process during the...
Sex In Lockdown
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Sex In Lockdown

With the coronavirus pandemic forcing most of the country into self-isolation, it may feel like the world has ground to a halt, and, well, it pretty much has. But even a global crisis cannot crush the human...
Bobby Lee: Naked
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Bobby Lee: Naked

Between his manic antics, his raunchy stand-up and his willingness to get naked, there’s never much time between Bobby Lee showing up and his audience doubling over in laughter. Lee may be most famous for...
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Porn Stars, COVID and Side Hustles

With the coronavirus pandemic putting the brakes on XXX production, many performers are using their entrepreneurial skills to make a living in innovative ways outside of the adult...
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Mistress, May I? A Step-By-Step Guide to Your First Dungeon Visit

You’re curious. You’ve seen Fifty Shades of Grey, or perhaps you’re simply bored with your vanilla sex...
Nikki Delano’s XXX Empire
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Nikki Delano’s XXX Empire

Porn star. Radio host. Feature dancer. Budding fashion entrepreneur. For a beauty who gained fame by performing in the nude, Nikki Delano sure does wear a lot of hats—and she wears them very well....
Bi, Bi Love
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Bi, Bi Love

September 23 is Celebrate Bisexuality Day, which since 1999 has sought to raise awareness and eliminate prejudice regarding bisexuality.  In honor of that noble goal, we present a pictorial salute to...
HUSTLER Classic: Rocky Times
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HUSTLER Classic: Rocky Times

Sometimes being stuck between a rock and a hard place isn’t such a bad thing at all.  Take, for example, the December ’88 HUSTLER pictorial “Shoot-Out at Slippery Rock,” which...
Will COVID Ruin Movie Sex Scenes?
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Will COVID Ruin Movie Sex Scenes?

After a lengthy coronavirus-driven hiatus, some film productions are getting back to work—and grappling with how to depict intimate relations without endangering performers. We...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Hayden Hawkens
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Hayden Hawkens

Kansas might seem like an unassuming Midwest state, but it has produced a number of notable residents. The rock band Kansas, for instance. (Hey, where did you think they were...