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HUSTLER Classic: Game of Moans
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HUSTLER Classic: Game of Moans

Sure, Game of Thrones was a compelling bit of television, but its stimulating mixture of dragons, swords and sex wasn’t exactly original. In fact, a very similarly themed drama played out...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Haley Reed
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Haley Reed

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  Today we turn our lustful eye to Orlando, Florida, native Haley Reed.  Normally,...
Rebeca Soto: Creating Opportunities
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Rebeca Soto: Creating Opportunities

Rebeca Soto is a young Chicana illustrator whose often explicit erotica provokes an authentic experience of female sexuality. Explore what happens when Catholic imagery gets a...
Nikki Glaser: Cuck Comic
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Nikki Glaser: Cuck Comic

Nikki Glaser’s favorite topic is sex, so it’s natural we hounded her for an interview in HUSTLER. And it’s fair to say the comic gets around. She’s hosted her own shows on MTV and Comedy...
HUSTLER Classic: Jungle Love
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HUSTLER Classic: Jungle Love

You know where you are? You’re in the jungle, baby—you’re gonna come!  Allow us to go a little wild as we look back at the May ’85 issue of HUSTLER and, in particular, the...
Working Stiff
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Working Stiff

The ups and downs of boning a coworker. If we were to pinpoint the single most likely scenario that the average professional can expect during their career, it’s that they will eventually start boning...
Hump-Day Special: Busty Blond Babes IV
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Hump-Day Special: Busty Blond Babes IV

Need a pick-me-up to get you out of the midweek blahs? Don’t worry; we have some big things in store for you.  You’re sure to get a lift from these big-top blondes, so...
HUSTLER Classic: Whoa, Canada!
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HUSTLER Classic: Whoa, Canada!

There are probably more than a few of us who are considering a move to Canada, depending on how things go in November. (That is, if they would have us.) Should you find yourself on the...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jana Jordan
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jana Jordan

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we ran them twice!  Today we honor Houston native and blond knockout Jana Jordan. They say that...
Doug Stanhope Gets Trashed
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Doug Stanhope Gets Trashed

HUSTLER: It’s cool to talk with you, and we’re not just kissing ass. DOUG STANHOPE: Thanks, man. I knew I had an interview today, but I hate picking up the phone. With my luck it’d be...
HUSTLER Classic: Larry Flynt Hits the Big Screen
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HUSTLER Classic: Larry Flynt Hits the Big Screen

The life story of HUSTLER Publisher Larry Flynt is, without question, a remarkable one. His rise from humble beginnings in Kentucky to becoming the head of a...
Sex Work Is Work!
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Sex Work Is Work!

This pandemic shit is hard enough as it is without government, law enforcement, landlords and the rest of the oppressors making it even tougher for hardworking people to get through the day. And no one is...
BlackRock Rises From the Shadows
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BlackRock Rises From the Shadows

An unregulated Wall Street investment firm has become so powerful that it now controls the U.S. economy. To most people, if they are familiar with it at all, BlackRock helps...
Throuples, Rejoice!
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Throuples, Rejoice!

Call us crazy, but we here in the HUSTLER newsroom are getting the distinct impression that polyamory is going mainstream. Granted, Will and Jada kind of imploded, but that doesn’t mean that the rest of us...
Double Your Pleasure
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Double Your Pleasure

Every sport has its impossible move. In figure skating, it’s the quad jump. In diving, it’s a reverse 4½ somersault in the pike position. And in the wide world of bedroom gymnastics: the fabled DP. As to...
Trump Could Lose but “Legally” Win!
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Trump Could Lose but “Legally” Win!

A former U.S. senator and diplomat warns that “survival of our democracy” is now at stake as Election Day nears. It seems unimaginable. But for many it was...
Glory, Glory Hallelujah
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Glory, Glory Hallelujah

Hold up: Did the queer community just save sex? We take you now to New York, where this summer health authorities attempted to provide useful information on how to have safe(r) sex as the city...
Such a Good Girl
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Such a Good Girl

A tool is only useful in the hands of someone who knows how to use it. Anyone can post nudes to OnlyFans, but it takes creativity and entrepreneurial instincts to translate sex into revenue. And it’s not...
Google Goes Rogue
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Google Goes Rogue

Ah, porn, the great equalizer. Maybe your parents stumbled upon your search history or a partner walked in on you climaxing to granny porn—mortifying. In theory, one might feel empathy for someone who finds...
Greg Palast: How Trump Stole 2020
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Greg Palast: How Trump Stole 2020

Throughout much of the 2020 Presidential race, voting, the fundamental act of democracy, has been troubled. Casting and tabulating ballots has proven a tricky process during the...
Sex In Lockdown
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Sex In Lockdown

With the coronavirus pandemic forcing most of the country into self-isolation, it may feel like the world has ground to a halt, and, well, it pretty much has. But even a global crisis cannot crush the human...