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Saturday Special: Kinky Kittens III
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Saturday Special: Kinky Kittens III

Blindfolds? Check. Riding crops? You betcha. Collars and chain leashes? Oh, yeah. Welcome back to Kinky Kittens, where sexy babes explore their wild sides. What are you waiting...
Spanking: A Hands-On Guide
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Spanking: A Hands-On Guide

Spanking is more than just slap-happy foreplay—it can fulfill a variety of needs. We turn the other cheek and consult the experts on this hard-hitting topic.  When it comes to adult...
Friday Funnies: Hellish Humor
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Friday Funnies: Hellish Humor

Hey, you—why don’t you go to hell? And have a few good laughs while you’re at it! We’re taking the highway to Hades today to celebrate the lighter side of eternal...
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Matt Sorum: Walking the Walk

Quick—give us your résumé. Whatever is on it, we’ll bet it is nowhere as impressive as the gigs Matt Sorum has on his. The go-to rock drummer has played with a who’s who of mega...
Hump-Day Special: Orgy Overload
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Hump-Day Special: Orgy Overload

As the old saying goes, the more, the merrier—and nowhere is that more true than in the grand tradition of the orgy. Sure, one-on-one intimacy is great, but sometimes nothing...
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Getting Past Ghosting

Ending a relationship by disappearing without word or explanation has become a convenient—and common—practice in the age of online dating, but it can also be hurtful. Here’s how to make a...
Sex Secrets: Fess Up or Shut Up?
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Sex Secrets: Fess Up or Shut Up?

Lots of people have a dirty little secret, a private snippet in time that they fully intend to take to the motherfucking grave. That cool-ass neighbor across the street? You can...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Kennedy Leigh
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Kennedy Leigh

Welcome back to HUSTLER Triple Threat! Today we celebrate the beauty, charm, spunk and sexuality of three-time HUSTLER Honey Kennedy Leigh. The XXX phenomenon originally hails...
‘Money Shot’: Sexy Sci-Fi Satire
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‘Money Shot’: Sexy Sci-Fi Satire

Genre entertainment (be it horror, sci-fi, fantasy, etc.) is frequently used as a simple gimmick. For example, anyone can write a horror novel or shoot a horror film; that’s why...
Saturday Special: Dildo Darlings V
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Saturday Special: Dildo Darlings V

No prick? No problem! At least not for these toy-loving beauties, who don’t hesitate to take matters into their own hands when there’s not a good, stiff play-pal around. Join...
Sunny Megatron: America’s Sex Edutainer
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Sunny Megatron: America’s Sex Edutainer

The co-host of American Sex Podcast is helping her listeners to Think Kink—and to have a few laughs while they’re at it.  If you’re thinking about going into sex...
Friday Funnies: Here Comes the Judge!
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Friday Funnies: Here Comes the Judge!

All rise! Prepare to receive a stiff sentence of humor as we throw the (joke)book at you with these uproarious cartoons about the justice system. There’s disorder in the...
Going Deeper With Kayden Kross
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Going Deeper With Kayden Kross

Performer-turned-director Kayden Kross is helping to redefine adult entertainment with tour-de-force releases like After Dark and Drive. We spend a little time getting inside the...
Pauly Shore: The Busiest Man in Comedy
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Pauly Shore: The Busiest Man in Comedy

Pauly Shore was destined to be famous. In the early 1970s his parents founded the Comedy Store, a Los Angeles-based incubator for some of the biggest names in comedy and...
Urine for a Good Time
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Urine for a Good Time

Diving into the splashy sensation of pee play. In the throes of belly-slapping passion, there is nothing that gets the old juices flowing quite like those three magic words: “Pee on me.”...
Casey Calvert’s ‘Primary’ Goals
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Casey Calvert’s ‘Primary’ Goals

With well-crafted erotic dramas such as Spark and Primary, XXX performer/writer/director Casey Calvert is making her mark as a creator of truly cinematic porn. Casey Calvert began...
The Presidency’s a Joke!
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The Presidency’s a Joke!

Wow, is it National Presidential Joke Day again already? Man, August 11 seems to come earlier and earlier every year. Luckily, HUSTLER has a long, rich history of taking America’s chief executives...
Butt’s Happening … Again!
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Butt’s Happening … Again!

Prefer to gaze upon the ladies from the rear view? Prepare to fall ass-forward into another collection of tempting tushes, riveting rumps and delectable derrieres, courtesy of HUSTLER’s beautiful...
Mental Load-Blocks
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Mental Load-Blocks

Thinking about baseball to keep from coming too soon is so passé; read on for some truly out-there images that guys put in their heads to boost their endurance in the sack. It has been said that baseball is...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Adrianna Luna
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Adrianna Luna

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on two-time HUSTLER Honey...
Anal Sex: The Basics
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Anal Sex: The Basics

Want to take a stroll up the old dirt road, but you’re not sure where to start? Don’t worry; we’re here to lead you on the path to butt-sex bliss. Sexual activities tend to come with varying...