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Boy Toy Joy
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Boy Toy Joy

Emma Thompson, you’ve done it again! We’re referring, of course, to Thompson’s latest screen triumph, the sexy yet profoundly sensitive Good Luck to You, Leo Grande, in which she plays a retired widow...
Literary Smut
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Literary Smut

If you’re a fan of twisted porn parodies full of heart and hot fucking, then chances are that WoodRocket has been on your radar for quite some time. Now the director of such contemporary classics as Mr....
Love What You Do
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Love What You Do

Can too much of a good thing not be good? If we’re talking about donuts or cocaine, yes, absolutely—consume that shit in moderation or reap the consequences. But porn? Hook it to our veins! And what if, on...
Normcore Kink
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Normcore Kink

Let it be said for the umpteenth time that HUSTLER never has and never will engage in the act of kink shaming. So long as it’s safe, consensual and we’re outside of the splash zone, then you have our full...
Photo: Fred Schilling / Collection of the Supreme Court of the United States / Alamy
Politics

This Way Madness Lies

As your rights and freedoms are struck down, the corrupt Supreme Court majority is now anything but “conservative.” The U.S. Supreme Court’s recent extremist rulings were tragically...
My First Day on a Porn Set
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My First Day on a Porn Set

The first day starting any job is a stressful one. Will my boss like me? Are my coworkers going to be annoying? Will I do well? Now take all that and throw in stripping naked in front of...
Knowledge Is Power: America Needs Comprehensive Sex Education
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Knowledge Is Power: America Needs Comprehensive Sex Education

It feels like every day there is another assault on the rights of the most marginalized people in America,...
He Fights For Your Rights: David Cole
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He Fights For Your Rights: David Cole

Whether he’s jousting before the Supreme Court, leading 300 staff attorneys for the American Civil Liberties Union, teaching at universities or penning award-winning books,...
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This Way Madness Lies

AS YOUR RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS ARE STRUCK DOWN, THE CORRUPT SUPREME COURT MAJORITY IS NOW ANYTHING BUT “CONSERVATIVE.” The U.S. Supreme Court’s recent extremist rulings were tragically...
Friday Funnies: Copping Out Vol. 3
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Friday Funnies: Copping Out Vol. 3

In the mood for some arresting humor? You’re in luck, because we’re getting frisky with a collection of police-themed humor from the HUSTLER cartoon archives. Stop in the name...
Caught in the Act!
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Caught in the Act!

It happens to everyone at some point—you’re happily banging away when someone (perhaps even a relative) walks in on you mid-thrust. Here’s how to handle one of the most embarrassing fucking...
Hump-Day Special: Asses High Part 5
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Hump-Day Special: Asses High Part 5

Pardon us for butting in, but we don’t think you’ll mind in this case! We’re rearing up once again for another salute to beautiful behinds, rousing rumps and drool-inducing...
Squirting Sirens
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Squirting Sirens

Grab your raincoat and umbrella, because you’re about to get soaked! Some of our favorite XXX performers spilled their secrets to us about the art of squirting. Prepare for a wet and wild time as we open the...
Assume the Position!
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Assume the Position!

Which sex position is best for getting a woman off? We dive into the sexy science in search of answers. Doggy-style. Cowgirl. Reverse-cowgirl. Spoon. Standing. Missionary… Any of these positions can make a...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Casey Calvert
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Casey Calvert

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention, affection and erections on Casey...
Saturday Special: Lingerie Lovedolls 11
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Saturday Special: Lingerie Lovedolls 11

It’s that time again; we’re celebrating hot HUSTLER Honeys in their scanties as they strip down and show off the goods underneath. Go ahead, enjoy the panty raid—and when...
Friday Funnies: Humor to Die For Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Humor to Die For Vol. 2

Looking for a few killer jokes? You’re in luck! Prepare to laugh in the face of death with this collection of outrageous HUSTLER cartoons.  Be careful, though—you just...
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Sex Workers, Monkeypox and the Vaccine Crisis

Sex workers face unique risks from the monkeypox outbreak and unique obstacles to vaccination. Thankfully, advocates are working to correct this dangerous...
Well Heeled Honeys Vol. 2
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Well Heeled Honeys Vol. 2

Need a little lift? Today’s your lucky day! There are very few finer sights than a beautiful woman in high heels and nothing else—it’s the perfect combination of elegance and carnality.  With...
Hotwife Summer
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Hotwife Summer

Three of our favorite hotwives tell us about the sizzling ways they’ve been spending the hot season. Wouldn’t it be awesome if hotwives did a hotwife report about their sexy summers and all the amazing...
Sex After Death
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Sex After Death

Getting back into the sexual swing of things after the loss of a partner can be difficult, but moving on and getting busy is a vital part of the healing process. Death is a hell of a cockblocker. One minute a...