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Diving in Deep 4: Hardcore Edition
Summer’s pretty much over, but we’re wrapping things up with a dip in the pool—and a dip in some of the finest pussy to appear in the pages of HUSTLER. Yup—we’re...
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Out of Your League?
Reluctant to approach that hottie you have your eye on because you think you don’t measure up? We have some good news for you. Whether it’s a seedy bar or PTA meeting, you’ll clearly see that there...
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Patriotic Porn Stars
Ten-hut! Join us as we salute XXX performers who’ve served in the U.S. military as well as the adult industry. On this we can all agree: porn stars are pretty damn brave. From baring their naked bodies...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Madison Ivy
Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Madison Ivy, a blond knockout...
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Three Cheers for Blowjobs! Vol. 4
Eager lips wrapped around stiff, swollen shafts. Agile tongues lapping at lust-bloated balls. Sweet smiles coated with thick, sticky coats of gonad goo. Such are the joys of...
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Friday Funnies: White-Collar Comedy Vol. 2
Forgive us, father, for we can’t help but laugh at these knee-slappers! Join us as we head to church and enjoy a few laughs about the man in the pulpit,...
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Them Crooked Boners
Is there a slight curve in your crotch-cannon? Fear not; it’s probably nothing to worry about and definitely nothing to be ashamed of—and it might just give you an advantage in the bedroom! When the...
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Hump-Day Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Part 7
Sometimes getting in touch with yourself in a big way requires years of therapy. Other times, all it takes is a few roving fingers in just the right spot. And...
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Entrepreneur Entertainers
For these multi-talented and industrious XXX performers, the business of pleasure isn’t their only line of work. Many people don’t realize that being in the adult industry requires a strong...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Sierra Day
Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Sierra Day, a blond beauty from...
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HUSTLER Classic: Take the Money and Come
Traditionally, the term money shot as it pertains to porn refers to that moment when a XXX scene reaches its inevitable sticky conclusion. But such was not the case with the...
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Friday Funnies: Oh, God! Vol. 2
Looking for some divinely inspired humor? Well, good lord, you’re in for a hilarious time! We dug into the HUSTLER cartoon archives and came up with a gut-busting collection of...
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Tales of Blood Island!
Do scary monsters thrill you? Do you enjoy sexy bikini babes? Then you’re going to love this comic book adaptation of a classic horror film series. In the realm of horror, there is a charmingly...
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Hump-Day Special: Alfresco Pussy
Hey, it’s National Eat Outside Day—and wouldn’t a nice box lunch in the fresh air and sunshine hit the spot right about now? Sure it would! So join us for a picnic of poon...
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Ball-Busting Babes
Curious about the world of ball torture? Brace yourself, because these crotch-crushing beauties deliver a real kick in the nuts! Usually in porn scenes, a guy’s balls are tenderly caressed, licked and...
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Granny-Banging Grandeur
Senior citizens need love, too—and with the experience they’ve racked up over the decades, they just might be the best lays you’ve ever had. We tend to view the elderly as if they’re...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Alexa Grace
Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Alexa Grace, a blond stunner...
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Short-Haired Sexpots Vol. 3
Don’t get us wrong; we love long locks on a woman. But there’s something truly special about a babe who rocks a short-cropped ‘do. So daring. So sassy. So practical. So sexy! With...
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Hot for Teacher
Remember school? If you’d rather not, you are not alone. Between the Guantanamo-grade bullying and circus-grade cafeteria food, being a schoolkid is not exactly fodder for rose-hued nostalgia. But every...
