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Bits & Pieces

Tales From the Clit 3: Cali Caliente

This month, hardcore hottie Cali Caliente tells us about the time she hooked up with that rapper in a chronicle she calls, “Right Place, Right Time.” “I’ve experienced...
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Tommy Stinson: Cowboy in the Campfire

The Replacements and Guns N’ Roses veteran discusses his adventures in rock and why he’s keeping it basic with his new band, Cowboys in the Campfire. Most known...
Sunday Funday: Hot Asses, Nice Glasses Vol. 2
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Sunday Funday: Hot Asses, Nice Glasses Vol. 2

Brace yourselves, because we have quite the sexy spectacle in store for you! Yep; we’re talking about beautiful, horny babes in glasses getting down and...
Bare-Ass Beach Babes: Beaver Edition Vol. 2
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Bare-Ass Beach Babes: Beaver Edition Vol. 2

No doubt about it, the heat is on this summer, and doesn’t a cool, refreshing dip in the surf sound good? Sure it does–especially if you’re hitting the...
Friday Funnies: Riot on the Set! Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Riot on the Set! Vol. 2

Lights…camera…hilarity! We’re heading back on set to enjoy a few laughs about the XXX industry, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of uproarious cartoons....
Porn Stars and Politics
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Porn Stars and Politics

When it comes to the important issues facing society today, these XXX performers aren’t shy about making their voices heard. The political climate in America is rife with tension, debates and a...
Hump-Day Special: Well Heeled Honeys Vol. 5
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Hump-Day Special: Well Heeled Honeys Vol. 5

Beautiful women in high heels and pretty much nothing else—if you can think of a more powerful fashion statement, we’d like to hear it. So go ahead and...
Fuck Faces
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Fuck Faces

Sometimes, sex isn’t pretty—especially if you look like you require the services of an exorcist as you approach climax. Join us as we bravely look at some of the unsettling expressions people make when...
Wet and Wild: XXX Pool Sex
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Wet and Wild: XXX Pool Sex

We dive in deep with three aquatically inclined adult artists to explore what it’s really like to make a sexy splash. Sex is a pretty dang wet, slippery and moist venture under any...
Sunday Funday: Busty Brunette Bonanza Vol. 7
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Sunday Funday: Busty Brunette Bonanza Vol. 7

Brace yourselves, breast men! We’re going tits-up–and down, and all around–with another crotch-rousing collection of dark-haired, chesty HUSTLER Honeys....
Saturday Special: Titty-Tasting Time! 2
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Saturday Special: Titty-Tasting Time! 2

Feeling hungry? Well, belly up to the breast buffet, because we’re about to satisfy your appetite in a big way with a smorgasbord of nipple-nibbling, knocker-noshing fun,...
Friday Funnies: D.C. Dunces Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: D.C. Dunces Vol. 2

Need a chuckle today? We have a capital idea! The nation’s capital, specifically. We’re heading to Washington, D.C.—via HUSTLER’s vast collection of outrageous...
Glamour Cocks
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Glamour Cocks

Thinking of sending a dick pic to that woman you’re interested in? First off, get her permission first! Secondly, put some effort into it! We present a handy guide to becoming the Ansel Adams of...
A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 7
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A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 7

There are so many things to love about a parade. The pageantry! The spectacle! The seemingly endless procession of warm, wet, wide-open pussy! Wait, what? That’s right—we’re...
The 411 on SPH
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The 411 on SPH

Welcome to the world of small penis humiliation, the kink where big thrills come from making fun of tiny packages. If you’ve ever scrolled through a clip site or been in a webcam chat room, you may have come...
A XXX Summer Survival Guide
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A XXX Summer Survival Guide

As we head toward the dog days, the temperature is definitely rising—and that won’t be the only thing rising as you read this naughty advice for beating the heat. In scientific...
Sunday Funday: A Piercing Glance
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Sunday Funday: A Piercing Glance

There’s no doubt about it—the female body is a work of art. And it’s an even more enchanting masterpiece when adorned with ornamental embellishments to enhance its inherent...
Saturday Special: Lickety Split Vol. 2
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Saturday Special: Lickety Split Vol. 2

Pussy—it’s what’s for supper. And breakfast. And lunch. And brunch. And dessert. And, sure, a midnight snack too! As far as we’re concerned, you can never get your...
Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember 5
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Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember 5

Infidelity is no laughing matter—or is it? Join us as we take a deep dive into HUSTLER’s vast archive of uproarious cartoons to explore the more humorous side of screwing...
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Pay Attention, Dummy!

Why your woman is likely to dump your ass for someone else—and how you can avoid it. Married men often have no freaking clue that their wives are on the prowl for some strange until it’s too...
Hump-Day Special: Bald Is Beautiful 4
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Hump-Day Special: Bald Is Beautiful 4

Summer is here, and we’re all going a little bit more bare to beat the heat these days. And what’s the ultimate in uncovered comfort? A hot, sweet pussy that’s been shorn of...