Bits & Pieces
Articles with unfiltered opinions
Latest Articles
Feature
Fucking Full House
Working in some private porking time amid a house full of nosy roommates isn’t easy, but it is possible to get busy in peace despite the meddling masses. There is no greater feeling than venturing out on...
Feature
Sunday Funday: Stocking Up! Vol. 7
Are you prepared to be transported to the height of sheer ecstasy? We hope so, because we’re about to hit you with a mouthwatering array of HUSTLER Honeys showing off their...
Feature
Saturday Special: Strap-On Sirens 3
Strap yourself in–we’re about to go on another carnal adventure with hot babes who brandish faux phalluses with a gusto that would put most men to shame. When it comes to...
Feature
Friday Funnies: Checkup Chuckles 4
A visit to the doctor usually isn’t an occasion for mirth, but thanks to HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons, you’re about to get a healthy dose of...
Feature
Good Pussy—Is There Any Other Kind?
What makes a man prize one snatch above others, when they’re all pretty much fantastic? We delve into the curious male compulsion to grade vaginas. Smack-dab in the middle...
Feature
XXX Pet Roundup: Cold-Blooded Creatures
Reptiles and amphibians and porn stars–oh, my! Join us as we spend some quality time with hot XXX babes and their cold-blooded companions. Summer is the perfect time for us...
Feature
Sit on My Face!
Getting to the bottom of the glorious but often-maligned practice of face-sitting. Women love getting their snatches licked out by a true muff-diving warrior, one who goes at it like he’s on a mission to...
Feature
Max Collins, Inside and Out
Musician. Advice columnist. Social-media wag. Storyteller. Fame survivor. Join us as we go in deep with the Eve 6 singer and seemingly tireless multi-hyphenate. Max Collins has been a...
Feature
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kylie Rocket
Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Kylie Rocket, a ...
Feature
Saturday Special: Maid for You Vol. 2
Hot, half-naked chicks who’ll clean up your place—tidying up never felt so delightfully dirty. Especially when they go the extra mile and polish your pole with their skilled...
Feature
Friday Funnies: Here Comes the Judge! Vol. 3
Order in the court? Not today! We’re bringing you in front of the judge for a hilarious romp through the legal system, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive...
Feature
DGAF: Max Pain and the Ultimate Comeback
After racking up a quarter-million dollars in debt and hitting rock bottom in 2017, a California cash-game crusher looks to rebuild his bankroll and his life. Everyone loves an...
Feature
XXX Picks: Hollywood Sex Scenes
A collection of adult-industry performers discuss their favorite steamy moments on the big screen. When you have sex on camera for a living, the bar is set pretty damn high when...
Feature
Colorado Cuties
Hey, it’s August 1—which, you were no doubt unaware, is also Colorado Day, a celebration that commemorates the date that the Centennial State was admitted into the Union by President Ulysses S. Grant. So...
Politics
Start the Steal
A critical battleground state leaves its doors wide open to fraud and doubt in the 2024 presidential election. At this point it seems like the Republicans who run Georgia are begging for disaster. In truth,...
Feature
Big Jay Oakerson & His Legion of Skanks
Big Jay Oakerson just might be the busiest man in showbiz. He’s a touring stand-up comic, and he appears on screens big and small: Big Jay was privy to JLo’s iconic stripper...
Feature
50 Questions: Julia Ann
The very definition of icon, Julia Ann has over 450 video credits to her name and 2.8 million followers on Instagram alone. The adult industry super-celebrity has been a contract star for Vivid,...
Feature
Medical Quackery
A Journey to the Fringes of American Medicine “So, supposing we hit the body with a tremendous—whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light…supposing you brought the light inside the body,...
Bits & Pieces
Summer Daze
It’s August, and the clock is quickly running out on another sizzling summer. So as not to waste a precious second of sunlight, let’s celebrate sex workers who celebrate Mother Nature. The heat is on! •...
