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Bits & Pieces

Tales From the Clit 4: Connie Perignon

For the fourth installment of our dirty storyteller’s series, Taboo Magazine model (May/June 2023) and curvaceous inked queen Connie Perignon shares a shocking tale of...
Happy Birthday, Barely Legal!
Bits & Pieces

Happy Birthday, Barely Legal!

As the HUSTLER squad continues to pick up the pieces after a raucous 49th Anniversary (50 is going to be nuts), we would be remiss not to stop and fete our sexy “stepsister” publication...
Sexxx Education
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Sexxx Education

They say follow your dreams, but what if your dream is to watch porn all the time? Granted, the pay isn’t great, but the subject matter never ceases to amaze. So if XXX truly is your passion, then why not...
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Politics

Lifestyles of the Rich and Thomas

The Supreme Court’s most corrupt Justice is still sitting there—still corrupt and still corrupting. This may become an annual thing. Last year, almost precisely at this time,...
50 Questions: Tasha Reign
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50 Questions: Tasha Reign

Round 2 of our new semi-regular series “50 Questions” goes to Tasha Reign, one of porn’s most prolific and popular performers. Find out what her least favorite sex position is, most ridiculous...
My First DP
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My First DP

Do not adjust your screens. Yes, you’re seeing double. No, you’re not having a stroke…yet. It’s your favorite song, the sun on your face and a dopamine sundae all rolled into one: Double-penetration...
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Corey Taylor: “How the Fuck Did We Get Out Alive?”

Corey Taylor is the most diverse singer in rock and roll. Period. End of discussion. As the lead singer of Stone Sour, he became one of modern rock’s most...
Hot Body, Bad Sex?
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Hot Body, Bad Sex?

Why it’s a big mistake to assume that a fit, attractive partner will automatically translate into a superior sexual experience. Everyone is out there trying to fuck well above their grade. It’s the...
Sunday Funday: Butt’s Happening! 9
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Sunday Funday: Butt’s Happening! 9

August is National Peach Month, and though it’s nearly over, we weren’t going to let the occasion pass without serving up a mouthwatering bushel of sweet, juicy rear ends,...
Saturday Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 10
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Saturday Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 10

Prepare yourself; we’re about to go knuckles-deep into a probing exploration of some of our favorite Honeys as they lovingly get in touch with themselves and...
Friday Funnies: Full Coarse Humor
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Friday Funnies: Full Coarse Humor

Got a hankering for a few good laughs? We’re serving up the belly laughs, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons. Go ahead, get your fill! “The food here...
A Catalan scientist creates the first sex robot doll with artificial intelligence. Photo: Sergi Reboredo / Alamy Stock Photo
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Silicone Surrogates: The Evolution of Sex Dolls

With increasingly realistic features and even AI capabilities, sex dolls have come a long way from the blow-up novelties of yore. But will improved technology...
Sexy Sneezes
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Sexy Sneezes

Grab a tissue—we’re about to get seriously snotty as we go deep into the world of sneeze fetishism! Colds and allergies can make anyone miserable. Sneezing onslaughts can be annoying—but did you know...
Hang Up the Hang-Ups!
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Hang Up the Hang-Ups!

Do you have an inhibition that prevents you from enjoying sex to the fullest? You’re not alone; lots of people do. Luckily, there are ways to get past the bedroom bugaboos that are blocking...
The Old College Lie
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The Old College Lie

With another school year upon us, we offer a lesson that bears repeating: No, you and your sweetheart probably will not be faithful to each other while you’re away at college, no matter what you tell...
HUSTLER Classic: A Shaving Grace
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HUSTLER Classic: A Shaving Grace

As any connoisseur of quality cinema will tell you, the Barbershop film series is immensely entertaining, though it lacked one crucial element that could have put it over the top:...
Saturday Special: Get a Leg Up! Vol. 7
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Saturday Special: Get a Leg Up! Vol. 7

Leg men, rejoice! We’re back with another collection of hot HUSTLER Honeys flaunting their scintillating stems, gorgeous gams and pretty pins for your gawking pleasure. Enjoy!...
Friday Funnies: All the Small Things 2
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Friday Funnies: All the Small Things 2

It’s been said that the little things mean a lot—and in this case, those little things mean big laughs for you! We dug deep into the HUSTLER cartoon archives to deliver a...
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Filter: Fighting the Algorithm

Richard Patrick opens up about his car crash fixation, how Larry Flynt helped him through puberty, the shifting meaning of his songs and his band’s new album, The Algorithm. Richard...
XXX Finances: The Business of Pleasure
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XXX Finances: The Business of Pleasure

The adult-entertainment industry is highly competitive. There is a niche and spot for everyone, but because of that, it can be harder to make money when there are so many talented...
Bang-Up Jobs
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Bang-Up Jobs

A recent survey claims to have identified the occupations most closely linked to infidelity, with the medical profession ranking right up there. We explore whether a person’s job is really a factor in...