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June 2024

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Double Threat
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Double Threat

Minutes after being released by security, who detained them as soon as they stepped foot into HUSTLER headquarters, Sidney and Thurman Sewell are strolling through the executive suites with a bottle of Grey...
Bozo’s Bimbo
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Bozo’s Bimbo

Boners flew at half-mast following the news of Hollie Stevens’s death. On July 3, 2012, the XXX actress lost her battle against cancer at the youthful age of 30. Spanning from 2003 right up until she...
Porn from the Past
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Porn from the Past

This photo makes us nostalgic for the 1960s. In that wondrous decade, sexual experimentation was the norm, and “anything goes” was the motto. Whenever and wherever the urge struck, young people...
The Devil’s Playthings
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The Devil’s Playthings

Fans of the Kustum Kulture automotive scene have long been familiar with the work of Christopher Cooper aka Coop. His iconic images have graced everything from band posters to tattoos and hot rods....
Rick Yune
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Rick Yune

We dare you to fight this guy. Kicking serious ass with two major releases—The Man With the Iron Fists and Olympus Has Fallen—Rick Yune is chopping his way into the pantheon of Hollywood action heroes. The...
Liberate the Green Rush
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Liberate the Green Rush

Work hard, play by the rules and get ahead. That’s the American way. But if you happen to play a small part in the multi-billion-dollar medical marijuana industry, transparency and a strong...
Politics

Don’t Let Your Face Turn You In

The science fiction I used to read years ago was only mildly adventurous and rather amusing compared to our government’s real-life bag of tricks. Did you know that high-tech...
Porn From the Past
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Porn From the Past

From the waist up, this wholesome babe looks like she’s posing for a passport photo. From the waist down, she’s reminding the photographer of how she plans to pay for the session. Thanks to B.O. of...
Politics

Who’s the Criminal?

What is the crime for which Bradley Manning faces life in prison after being tortured by his own government for two years? The Army private first class is charged with having “aided the enemy” in...
Tanya Tate
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Tanya Tate

I’m at the Marriott hotel in Torrance, California, waiting for a superheroine. Anywhere else, that would make me one lucky guy. But this is PowerCon, where I’ll have to share my play date—the...
Politics

Going South

Are old white men genuinely nuts, or are they just throwing a collective tantrum? What is it about the Barack Obama Presidency that pushes so many of them over the edge? In this past election, white...
Superhorny
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Superhorny

Ready or not, here she comes, namely a supershapely action figure who disses on the USA’s cultural fabric and fucked-up economy while saving the day with her voracious...
Stroke of Genius
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Stroke of Genius

TECHNO FLUFFERSCOBRA LIBRE (Fun Factory) Vibrating stimulator with ergonomic design for easy handling. The touchpad control feature makes this one sleek and unassuming. It’s so quiet, you could take it...
Hunter Moore’s Binge-Fucking Hangover
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Hunter Moore’s Binge-Fucking Hangover

Hunter Moore, reviled founder of the now-defunct IsAnyoneUp.com, still brags about making cash off “titties and fucking people over.” His website allowed angry users to post...
Witchblade’s Wild Side
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Witchblade’s Wild Side

Supergirl may have the shortest skirt, and Wonder Woman gets points for her love of bracelets and bondage, but few comic-book babes are as arousing as Witchblade’s Sara Pezzini. Launched in 1995,...
Politics

We’re Not All Criminals and Terrorists

I was shocked and very pleased to see “Police Chiefs Urge Limits on Use of Drones” headlining a USA Today article. As more local police departments acquire—or anticipate...
Politics

Toxic Reality

So here we go again. Another grand electoral battle in the world’s most celebrated democracy decided by largely ignorant voters heeding the power of money to deceive. Effectively befuddling the public with...
Tasty Cake-Stanley Cup
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Tasty Cake-Stanley Cup

Los Angeles hockey fans were delighted to see the hometown Kings win the Stanley Cup for the first time in 45 years. At the same time, fans of impressive cleavage were pleased that Taylor Stevens was...
Fresh-Faced Gags
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Fresh-Faced Gags

Once again the latest issue of HUSTLER HUMOR is stuffed to the gills with ribald jokes and provocative cartoons. To order your copy (which costs a mere $7), get a credit card in hand and call 1-800-763- 8271...
The Seeds of Sedition!
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The Seeds of Sedition!

On January 20, 2009 a small group of Republicans made a pact to intentionally sabotage our nations economic...
Big-Time Bash
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Big-Time Bash

HUSTLER recently hosted a smashingly successful party at The Colony, one of L.A.’s hippest nightclubs. Those lucky enough to get through the doors were treated to good tunes and a close-up view of hot...