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Hardy-Har-Har
If you enjoyed the first installment of SHH! Productions’ SuperHorny in our May ’13 issue, you’d be a damn fool not to catch the saga’s thrilling conclusion in the latest issue of HUSTLER HUMOR...
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Smut Fair Confidential
Behind the posing, red-carpet facade of the annual AVN Adult Entertainment Expo is a naked, drunken world of marginal mayhem. We signed up the sharp-eyed underground photographer who fuels...
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Porn From The Past
This antique image documents the complicated mating rituals of a long-forgotten generation. Decades ago, if a man wanted to ask a girl out, he’d show up at her house nude (except for a hat with rabbit...
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Humanizing ALL of America’s Murder Victims?
Dorothy Day, founder of the Catholic Worker Movement, was a nonviolent, direct-action enabler of social justice whom I was privileged to know. In New York City...
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Orwellian Decision
Why did we go so crazy after 9/11? The idea that somehow our freedoms could be easily sacrificed, including those that our Constitution declared most fundamental to the survival of our republic, became the...
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Bobbie Brown’s American Pie
She’s the “Cherry Pie” girl from the Warrant music video, the blonde on roller skates who haunted the wet dreams of the MTV Generation. She dated a who’s who of rock...
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Rooney vs. Noomi
The Swedish version of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (2009) was an international sensation, largely due to Noomi Rapace’s captivating performance as the sexy, mysterious hacker Lisbeth Salander....
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Don’t Tread On Us
A proud member of our country’s liberal establishment, Peter Kuznick has been a civil-rights activist since the age of 12. He most recently made his mark on the popular consciousness as Associate...
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69 Ways To Spend Your Anal Money
KRISTINA’S RECIPE FOR GHETTO SANGRIA: 1 BOTTLE OF KORBEL 1 BOTTLE OF WELCH’S GRAPE JUICE 1 McDONALD’S CUP What flavor would Kristina Rose be if she were ice...
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Watch the Curves
It’s hard to deny that motorcycles are a phallic symbol. After all, they’re often called “crotch rockets.” Trina Merry, an artist based in San Francisco, explored the sexual side of...
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Going Gaga
During a concert in Belgium, Lady Gaga gave a visual shout-out to HUSTLER. Paying homage to one of our most controversial covers (June 1978), the pop provocateur climbed headfirst into a fake meat grinder. In...
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Bum Rush
Brazil is known as many things—the annual host to a bacchanalian Carnival celebration, a hub of sugar production, a great place for Nazis to retire. But this South American nation should be celebrated...
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The FBI’s Accelerating War on Freedom
Among the chief celebrators of the Presidential reelection of the most voracious Big Brother in our history was the FBI, Barack Obama’s tireless partner in putting this...
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Nice and Naughty in “A More Perfect Union”
Taking sides in the conflict between good and evil, two bombshells square off verbally. But will they intimately team up to bare their essentials for “A...
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Killed!
If you’ve been swallowing mainstream news from CNN, Fox News, MSNBC or even the New York Times, you’re not getting the whole picture. Corporate-owned broadcasters and publishers suppress stories...
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Democracy In Action
Out of a field of 18 A-list porn stars, Bree Olson—the award-winning superstar of hundreds of hardcore flicks—grabbed our top honor by a cushy margin. It’s an impressive victory for the cornfed cutie...
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Heartland Fleshorama
For one weekend every summer, there’s no better place to be than Roselawn, Indiana. These pictures were all taken at the town’s Ponderosa Sun Club, a nudist resort that—for the 37th spectacular...
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Porn from the past
This photo likely dates back to the 1950s—the Dark Ages! Backthen, many Americans were openly racist, intolerant of gays and denied the existence of evolution. Thank God for progress. Thanks to M.M. of Mesa,...
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No Blue Balls Here
Any red-blooded American knows there’s only one thing that could make bowling better: Pack the alley with naked chicks! While public nudity is generally frowned upon in family-friendly amusement centers,...
