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Sick Nick
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Sick Nick

NICK SWARDSON FIRST ROLLED HIS WAY INTO OUR HEARTS AS STREET MEAT IN RENO 911! AND CONTINUES TO BARE HIS PLUCKY SOUL IN ADAM SANDLER’S FINEST FLICKS. RENOWNED FOR RAUNCHY TRUTHS VIA GAY ROBOT, SWARDSON’S BRAND OF HUMOR IS IN-YOUR-FACE FUNNY. AFTER TWO SOLID DECADES IN THE COMEDY GAME, NICK POPPED BY HUSTLER FOR A CLINICAL CHECKUP AND TALKED GROWING TOO BIG FOR HIS CUTOFFS, WEATHERING SANDSTORMS IN THE DESERT AND LAYING IT ALL ON THE LINE FOR THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS. 


HUSTLER: You first became famous for being that guy on roller skates.

NICK SWARDSON: Oh, God, tell me about it.

Looking back at Reno 911!, there was some lightning in a bottle with that cast. You ever gonna dust off your cutoff shorts and roll the streets of Reno again?

We did have an amazing group. I’m so lucky and thankful for that. I think I’ve heard rumblings, but nothing concrete. Everyone’s schedules are insane. There were kinda talks of doing another movie, but I can’t fit into any of those outfits anymore. I don’t even know where my roller skates are.

So hardcore fans should be sending you some roller skates if they want that to happen.

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