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Politics

Schoolyard Police State?

The National Security Agency’s voracious surveillance of Americans shows what the federal government thinks of privacy. But local law-enforcement agencies and school administrators nationwide are...
Politics

Truth, Treason & The American Way?

Edward Snowden is the John Peter Zenger of our time. In case you don’t get the historical reference, Zenger was a key figure in this nation’s grand struggle for freedom of the...
OFF! Unloads
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OFF! Unloads

The setting is a seedy Hollywood fast-food dive called Oki-Dog. Oriana Small is joined by two men: Dimitri Coats and Keith Morris. She’s a smut star turned writer and journalist. The men are founding members...
HUSTLER Club Confidential
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HUSTLER Club Confidential

“Tickle our curves, but don’t try to dig into our crevasses. No pinching, no...
Catching Fire
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Catching Fire

Let’s start with the word dire. As in “I’m in dire need of a blowjob” or “We’re in dire need of a beer run.” Here’s one that matters: “The whole planet is in dire trouble.” According to...
Nick Hawk
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Nick Hawk

For full access to the Nick Hawk empire, including his sexpert site, music and social media, go to NickHawkExplicit.com. The full line of Nick Hawk sex toys, fetish gear, books and jewelry is available at...
Porn From the Past
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Porn From the Past

We’re not sure exactly how many men Evelyn is doing in this photo. One clue might be her nickname, Evelyn Eleven. Thanks to J.H. of San Diego, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear...
Politics

A Supreme Injustice

The Electronic Privacy Information Center (EPIC) petitioned the U.S. Supreme Court to overturn a Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court order that Verizon hand over all its customer records to the National...
Politics

To Hell With the Money Changers!

Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin hate Pope Francis, and that’s all the recommendation you need that he may be blessed with divine wisdom. Hallelujah and about time for a break...
Streaks & Stripes
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Streaks & Stripes

Wearing little more than sneakers, a horde of activists recently dashed through the London Zoo to raise funds and awareness for the endangered Sumatran tiger. The streakers—one for each of the 300 rare cats...
Fuckable Faculty
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Fuckable Faculty

The headmaster of a British private school caught some major crap for recommending that a XXX performer conduct sex-ed classes. He argued that a hardcore pro could help students learn the difference between...
Shake It, Baby!
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Shake It, Baby!

Welcome to the 16th annual Exotic Dancer Awards Show—held where else but Sin City. For three days Vegas turned into one big pussy bar. Gawkers drank to excess, cheered on favorites and relished the stripper...
Mickey Avalon’s Hollywood Hustle
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Mickey Avalon’s Hollywood Hustle

“WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU’RE TOO FUCKED UP? WHAT’S YOUR GIRLFRIEND SAY WHEN I SMACK THAT BUTT? WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU RUN OUTTA DRUGS? BABY WHAT YOU SAY WHEN YOU BUST A...
Juggalette Jamboree
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Juggalette Jamboree

“The Gathering of the Juggalos” is one of the wildest, weirdest events on the planet. Held in the Middle of Nowhere, Illinois, it’s the music festival put on every year by “the most hated band in...
April Macie Goes Deep For a Laugh
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April Macie Goes Deep For a Laugh

She’s heard it from countless club owners who expected her to bomb: People won’t laugh at a sexy woman telling jokes. They were always surprised when Macie killed instead....
Porn From the Past
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Porn From the Past

Shirley lazes the day away naked, dreaming of a threeway with Masters and Johnson. Thanks to J.R.P. of Strathmore, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to: HUSTLER’s Porn From the...
Politics

Obama’s Iron Fist

On first taking possession of the Oval Office, Barack Obama appeared to be restoring basic Constitutional rights annulled by the Bush-Cheney regime. The President pledged to soon close the detention facility...
Politics

Flash of Patriotism On Capitol Hill

Sometimes Republicans get it right, usually after first being terribly wrong. But when sanity does prevail, we should be thankful all the same. That’s why Congressman Jim...
“I’m a Clever Cunning Prick”
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“I’m a Clever Cunning Prick”

UNAPOLOGETIC TO THE END, ROCK’S LEGENDARY EGOMANIAC GIVES THIS LIFE—AND DEATH—THE BIG FINGER. SATAN, BE WARNED. Unabashed whackjob Kim Fowley is the mastermind behind dozens of songs...
Stoya Does the Subway
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Stoya Does the Subway

It’s one thing to flash your tits and take a few pictures. But to carry out a gutsy topless shoot in the middle of the night on a moving New York subway car, you better have a plan. Hardcore...
Porn From the Past
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Porn From the Past

You look down at your hole cards—10 of spades, 2 of hearts. But somehow it’s still the best hand ever. Thanks to M.R. of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, for these vintage playing cards. Send your smut of...