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“This Case Is Everything”

The future of our representative system of government is now at the mercy of the U.S. Supreme Court’s stolen conservative majority. The Court will soon have the opportunity to make a ruling that...
Politics

Tax Heaven

An ocean of leaked documents exposes how the rich and powerful hide their money from the taxman. Heard of the Paradise Papers? You haven’t if you still believe in the official American fantasy that honest...
Is Your Sex Toy Secure?
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Is Your Sex Toy Secure?

Before you invest in that vibrating Bluetooth butt plug, a word of warning: Use password protection, and don’t choose an idiot configuration like 0000 or 1234. Because the future is now, and anyone...
7-Inches for Planned Parenthood
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7-Inches for Planned Parenthood

When evil forces collude to oppress the innocent and vulnerable, we must resist and push back. This can be in the form of protest, civil disobedience, boycott and, in extreme...
Celeb Fetish Files
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Celeb Fetish Files

Celebrities are people too. They laugh; they cry; they love and feel loss…and sometimes indulge in the sweet stank of a woman’s foot. U.K. heartthrob and all-around genius actor Idris Elba can speak to the...
The Real Fake News: EPA to Crack Down on Environment
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The Real Fake News: EPA to Crack Down on Environment

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amid concern surrounding his recent appointment of a smoldering raccoon carcass to the EPA’s Science Advisory Board, EPA head Scott Pruitt...
Stoners & Boners
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Stoners & Boners

If you worry that too much pot is hindering your sex life, fret no more, because science has stepped up with some sweet vindication to offset your chronic paranoia. “Doctor, is marijuana responsible for my...
In a Heartbeat: Keisha Grey
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In a Heartbeat: Keisha Grey

It’s early on a Saturday afternoon, and Keisha Grey, star of I Love My Sister’s Big Tits 6, Mandingo Sandwich and Anal Hotties, is currently pursuing another passion at her Southern...
Private Nudes
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Private Nudes

Sneak an exclusive peek at a refreshingly candid collection of snapshots from Italian fashion photographer Leonardo Glauso. His new book, Private Nudes, celebrates beauty, spontaneity and innocence. We capture...
Politics

Trump Hates Coal Miners

We love our coal miners,” the President said as he signed an executive order to lift coal mining’s safety and environmental regulations. Donald Trump spent much of his Presidential campaign...
Politics

Trump’s Brinksmanship

What a pleasure it is to have an oafish President like Donald Trump to kick around. It doesn’t get any better for conventional politicians or the mainstream media that fawns on those bipartisan...
Boob Goggles
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Boob Goggles

Like flying cars or teleportation, virtual reality technology had yet to align with our expectations of life in 2018. But then a Swiss-based tech firm went and changed everything by developing the first ever...
The Real Fake News: Prayer Eliminates Gun Violence
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The Real Fake News: Prayer Eliminates Gun Violence

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The obligatory outpouring of thoughts and prayers in the wake the largest mass-shooting in modern American history has achieved what many...
The Greatest Show On Earth
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The Greatest Show On Earth

 Is there anything scarier than a clown? Pennywise, the shape-shifting nightmare monster from Stephen King’s It, is terror personified, but add kink to the mix and suddenly the big...
Blow, Baby, Blow
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Blow, Baby, Blow

Hurricane relief just got a whole lot sexier. File under, “Only in Florida”: Hurricane victims left frustrated in the wake of Irma’s destruction were offered the sweet sexual relief they so desperately...
Eternal Life: Cryonics & the Science of Antiaging
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Eternal Life: Cryonics & the Science of Antiaging

A scientific revolution in antiaging and life extension is underway, and the focus is not only on retarding the aging process, but also on curing or reversing...
Politics

The Cowardly Liar

When Donald Trump revealed his intention to prevent “transgender individuals” from “serv in any capacity in the U.S. Military,” he lied about having consulted with his “generals and military...
Politics

The Blame Game

If you want to know how the country went to the dogs and elected Donald Trump our President, ponder a simple statistic recently issued by the U.S. Census Bureau: Americans’ median household income finally...
The Titty Committee
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The Titty Committee

Millennials, the most coveted marketing demographic on the block, are much maligned and oft misunderstood. What we do know is that they’re underemployed, overeducated and wizards at social media. And now...
Man Down: Dick Drama
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Man Down: Dick Drama

An erect penis can get into a lot of trouble under the wrong circumstances. No, you cannot break your dick, but there’s still a whole lot of horrible, cringe-worthy stuff that can happen to it with or...
Panties For Profit
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Panties For Profit

A former cleaner from London, England, is raking in the pounds. What’s her secret? Good old-fashioned grit, know-how and a knack for turning dirty laundry into cash money. Financial domination is well-worn...