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Sex Superstars: Blond Bombshells II
In January ’19, we published the first part of our “Sex Superstars” series, showcasing eight stunningly beautiful blondes, women who represent the gold standard in the adult...
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Professor Richard Wolff: Socialism Explained
When the 2008 financial meltdown reignited interest in alternatives to capitalism, Professor Richard Wolff was thrust into the limelight. The Marxian economist...
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Snoopy Retail Giant
Amazon is making billions selling merchandise, but one of its prime cash cows is gathering personal info for Big Brother. From Amazon’s inception as an alternative to brick-and-mortar bookstores, and despite...
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High Court Guts First Amendment
The Supreme Court’s ruling on partisan gerrymandering is a direct assault on voters’ free speech. For more than 45 years HUSTLER has stood unapologetically for First Amendment...
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Livin’ La Vida In Vitro
Science fiction, you win again. As the dark future nightmares of literature and film steadily manifest into reality, it should come as no surprise that another prophecy may come to be sooner than we...
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The First Lady of Lumber
In what can only be described as pure nightmare fuel, well-meaning albeit confused Slovenians commemorated homeland hero and Lizard Queen/First Lady Melania Trump with a statue that makes Celoron’s...
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She’s Not Heavy
Welcome to the only sporting event that really matters—not even the Super Bowl comes close to capturing the majesty, grandeur and glory of the North American Wife Carrying Championship. Gentlemen, lift your...
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If It Walks Like A Duck…
In July America’s Racist-in-Chief took aim at “The Squad”: Ilhan Omar of Minnesota, Rashida Tlaib of Michigan, Ayanna Pressley of Massachusetts and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York, a...
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Swinger Down!
We all like to point fingers, but sex isn’t a one-size-fits-all type of thing. What’s normal in Japan may seem weird to us and vice versa. But can we all just pause and mutually acknowledge that British...
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Sex Drive: HUSTLER’s Hottest Honeys Get Auto-Erotic
Strap yourselves in, readers, because you’re about to go on a wild trip. This isn’t your typical Sunday drive, but there’s plenty of joy in this ride....
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HUSTLER Classic: A Dead-Sexy Pictorial
Death: It’s the ultimate turn-off, right? Nothing sexy about the prospect of an eternal dirt nap, is there? Well, now, hold on a second—perhaps this topic deserves...
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Jessica Jaymes, Former HUSTLER Contract Model, Dies
Jessica Jaymes, who served as HUSTLER Video’s first contract model, has died, a spokeswoman for the Los Angeles County Medical Examiner’s office confirmed...
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HUSTLER Classic: Three Cheers for the Red, White, Blue and Pink
America’s Magazine celebrates the nation’s Bicentennial by dropping an iconic cover on the world...
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Meet the New Girl: Jada Doll, Museum-Quality Cutie
Jada Doll might not be a household name yet, but her profile is quickly rising, much like the dicks of viewers who’ve been lucky enough to see her in action...
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Epic Moments in XXX History: A Porn Star’s Kiss Helps Spark a Big Change in Baseball
August 8, 2000 was just another balmy Southern California night at the old ball-yard as the Los Angeles...
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HUSTLER Classic: Laying It Out in Black and White
It’s difficult to imagine, in the year 2019, that an erotic photo-set featuring a black man and a white woman could be capable of stirring controversy....
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HUSTLER Classic: The Jerry Falwell Parody That Launched a Major First Amendment Victory
During his career as a televangelist and conservative activist, Jerry Falwell made no shortage of laughable...
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She’s Got Game
XXX sensations and gaming fanatics Bailey Rayne and Cherie DeVille on Fallout 76 fail, Skyrim love and that “hideous” Sonic character design. BAILEY RAYNE Cam all night, edit video all day. When...
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Free Speech On The Ropes
The Establishment’s War on the Internet In George Orwell’s dystopian nightmare novel, 1984, a tyrannical future government brainwashes its impoverished citizens with lies and propaganda...
