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March 2024

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Hey, Lady—Not So Fast!
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Hey, Lady—Not So Fast!

Exploring the mysterious but troublesome affliction of female premature orgasm.

Ever since cavemen started crawling on top of women and humping their brains out in the weeds for approximately 2.5 seconds before rolling over in a pile of dinosaur dung for a nap, women have been complaining about men who come too fast. Sure, they momentarily tolerated the three-pump chump, but as soon as other cavewomen started sharing tales of some big-dicked troglodyte from across the canyon who beat up their pussy behind a willow tree, the jig, as they say, was up.

Since then, guys have been criticized for busting a nut too soon, and the ladies have shown absolutely no mercy when dishing out the shame and degradation. Presumably, this is just tough love, a little nastiness to inspire the minutemen to do better and tame their trigger-happy tickle sticks to last long enough so their partner can finally get theirs too. After all, recent research shows that 65% of women don’t orgasm from penetrative sex with a penis alone, and some men’s tendency to nut like they’re running a sprint no doubt contributes to that statistic. Make no mistake, premature ejaculation is real, and a lot of men don’t care enough about the pleasure of women to take it seriously.

Yet, somewhere along the way, someone failed to mention that women, too, have been known to suffer from this twitchy affliction. Yessiree, ladies can orgasm at jackrabbit speed as well, which has been known to bring a man’s pussy-pounding pleasure to a screeching halt. A 2011 study found that a whopping 40% of women had reported occasionally climaxing prematurely, while another 14% had experienced the issue more frequently. For another 3% of the women who responded to the survey, the problem was chronic.

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