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Aspen Rae & Vanessa Veracruz

“I’m lucky to have grown up in the mountains, where I had horses, lakes, dirt bikes and a very active life. As an adult, I’m still active, and I love the fitness industry. It’s a self-driven passion of mine. I got into bodybuilding once I was tired of starving myself...

Jana Jordan

“I’m nicer than I look, but meaner than you think! I’m quiet and private—you could say I’m mysterious. I like musicians who are tall and have dark hair, smart men I can learn something new from. And I enjoy the thrill of never knowing what you’re going to get in...

Savannah Sixx

“I’m a loner. I love being independent and doing whatever the hell I want. Like being naked all day if I feel like it. Sometimes I even clean naked. Growing up, all I ever knew was my small country town, and I fell in love with L.A. instantly. Nobody knew...

Trina

This is not trick photography. Trina is a girl with something extra. “Nothing beats the reaction I get from men the first time they reach under my blouse,” says Trina. “Sometimes they’re so surprised, they go soft. But once guys realize what’s under there is real, they come on like...

Romi Rain & Cherie DeVille

“HUSTLER rocks—I shot a HUSTLER layout way back in 2012, before I even shot my first porn scene. Thanks for showing this crazy little Italian girl some love! I am superexcited to be in the Anniversary Issue. Okay, on to sex: I am horniest in the mornings. I love ASMR...

Amy Wilder

“My dad was in the Army, so my family moved every two to three years. It’s a strange feeling not to have a hometown, but I think it has made me more interesting and versatile. I am definitely very eccentric, but pretty chill most of the time. I’m great at...

Monique Alexander & Lolana

Monique and Lolana have a favorite pastime. They like to slip into skimpy bikinis, gas up their convertible, cruise the highway and taunt truckers with their hot bods. On this particular afternoon, the girls didn’t see any big rigs on the freeway, but they did spend a lot of time...

Kalina Ryu

“I’m an artist, and I like to mix abstract with realism in my paintings. I also like to draw girls. I used to look at magazines, and I’d stare at the women in lingerie for artistic inspiration. Their bodies were so beautiful, and I’ve always been bi-curious. Being in the...

Maya Bijou

“I’m obsessed with becoming a better woman and getting my life together. I’m very strong, and I admire people who make the best of any situation. Regardless of the conditions they may be in, they still push through. Over the years I’ve learned that not everything is a competition. There’s...

Abby Cross

“I love being home, and I love to travel! It’s exciting for me to figure out my next city to visit, and I’m lucky my work has allowed me to explore the world. I’ve been to Costa Rica for a shoot, and last year I went to Spain. I was...

Naomi Blue

“With men, I’m naturally submissive. I enjoy rough sex. A lot. I like getting tied up, and if a guy just lightly spanks my face, I feel disappointed. I watch a lot of porn, and what gets me off is watching my darkest fantasies come true. I seek gangbangs, blowbangs...

Shyla Jennings & Kennedy Leigh

“I fantasize about having a threesome with two men. There’s just something exhilarating about group sex. For instance, my favorite sex ever? An all-girl orgy—it was so sexy to see all those curves and feel their inner beauty. I remember the first experience I ever had with a woman. I...

Kira Noir

“It might sound silly, but I love caring for plants. I currently have over 50 houseplants, from tiny succulents to herbs to trees! I even grow my own basil, rosemary and chili peppers to cook with. And one of these days I’m going to start taking taxidermy classes and see...

Jade Baker

“Growing up, I was very quiet and creative. I loved the idea of having a ‘secret life,’ like a place to go ride my bike to that no one knew about, and that’s where I would thrive creatively. That definitely has translated to how I feel in the adult industry....

Shelby

From her gilded cage overlooking the rest of the world, Shelby yearns for the men that her elitist family keeps from her. Her body bronzed by the sun and her mound freshly shaved, Shelby commits her day to sitting poolside and massaging every pink inch of her pussy. “I yearn...

Adrienne Manning

I get a lot of compliments on my eyes. People like how blue they are. You know what else people like? My ass! It’s one of my favorite features too. I’m from Nebraska, and we tend to have more meat on our bones in the Midwest. We like curvy girls....

Betty Sue & Fallon

When hardbodies Betty Sue and Fallon hit the sand, they always get a rush, and sometimes that natural high carries over into other activities. After surfing the dunes, the clit lovers take turns riding each other. Betty Sue spreads wide for Fallon’s tongue, which probes her slippery slopes, then returns...

August & Eric Masterson

Office party: two words that have disaster written all over them. After having a few too many drinks last year, Eric knocked up a coworker, lost his wife and gained child support payments for the next 18 years; so the executive horndog was determined not to let that happen again....

Alexa Grace & Lauren Phillips

“I like having my boobs squeezed, and I get wet when my nipples are bitten. I mean, treat my tits right, and you can throw my panties to the ground! I’m tall and have a booty, so getting pounded doggy-style is really hot to me. Sometimes I like getting roughed...

Sofi Ryan

“Every weekend you could find me at Disneyland. I adore Disney and theme parks. Once I got super horny there and snuck into a bathroom for a quickie. It really is the happiest place on Earth! To me, the secret to hot sex is intimate eye contact, and I get...

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