Bits & Pieces

Articles with unfiltered opinions


Illustrated monthly funnies


Dirty jokes for your dirty mind


Unapologetic political satire

close slideout
Latest HUSTLER Magazine cover issue
Magazine new arrow

June 2024

Misha Cross and Agatha Vega
Join HUSTLER Magazine trial promo image

Intro Offer:
3 days for only $0.99!

HUSTLER Honey Kira Noir
Vital Facts
  • Hometown Nashville, TN
  • Age 26
  • Height 5' 6"
  • Measurements 32B-26-34
  • Favorite Position Doggy

About Kira Noir

“It might sound silly, but I love caring for plants. I currently have over 50 houseplants, from tiny succulents to herbs to trees! I even grow my own basil, rosemary and chili peppers to cook with. And one of these days I’m going to start taking taxidermy classes and see if that’s a good fit for me. I am so much more dorky than my fans think.

“I started my career working at a HUSTLER Club in Saint Louis, Missouri. Sometimes they would have lap dance specials where guests would receive free HUSTLER magazines with a dance, so at 18 I was handing HUSTLER magazines to men—long before I ever dreamed of being in one.

“I love big noses, big goofy personalities and big feet. I think strong noses are sexy. And I’ve always had this fantasy of being discreetly felt up in a crowded place until I can’t take it anymore and come. As far as porn scenes, I’m into gonzo threesomes with one guy and one other girl. Oh, sure, I like storylines too, but my favorite is to grab a hot guy and a hot girl and get right into it.”

HUSTLER Gallery Let's Get Into It

Find Kira Noir In

Shop HUSTLER Hollywood

Shop All Sex Toys

More Honeys