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Women Who Stutter

Question: Why do men like to date women who stutter? Answer: By the time they can say “N-n-n-n-n-no!” he’s already finished....

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Sister Mary felt guilty and went to confession. “Father, I seek absolution. I never wear panties under my habit,” she confessed. “That’s not too serious, Sister,” said the priest. “Just say five Hail Marys and five Our Fathers; then do five cartwheels.”...

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Two Drunks

Two drunks were sitting in a bar when one threw up all over himself. “Damn,” he said. “My wife is going to kill me when she sees this.” “Put $20 in your pocket. When she asks what it’s for, say a man threw up on you and gave you money to buy a new shirt.”...

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Publicity! Stupidity!

“Free” porn hub xHamster doesn’t pay for content, but it sure spends on public relations. So far this year xHamster’s gotten widespread media coverage for: 1) announcing it was blocking all IP addresses from North Carolina until the state repealed its bigoted bathroom segregation bill; 2) declaring (less than 24 hours later) that North Carolinians...

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Less Gas, More Ass

About 450 streakers rode 18 miles through Los Angeles to support World Naked Bike Ride (WNBR), a global grassroots movement held every June in cities around the world to raise awareness about traffic pollution and oil dependency. The Los Angeles Police Department provided escorts for the jubilant group of bikers, skaters and rollerbladers, who enthusiastically...

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Cinderella Story

Temperatures in Phoenix, Arizona, hit record highs this summer, but extreme heat did not deter locals from celebrating HUSTLER Hollywood’s grand opening. Beautiful women arrived wearing their hottest lingerie to compete in the Honey Search, but the winner of the $500 store shopping spree and HUSTLER Magazine appearance just happened to be passing by. “It...

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Seeds of Sleaze

You know how, when you lose a job, spouse or appendage, well-intentioned people will say that one day, you’ll realize it was the best thing that ever happened to you? Fuck those people. Rick Friday, a fourth-generation farmer and editorial cartoonist for Farm News got the boot after turning in a cartoon about the current...