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Seeds of Sleaze

You know how, when you lose a job, spouse or appendage, well-intentioned people will say that one day, you’ll realize it was the best thing that ever happened to you? Fuck those people. Rick Friday, a fourth-generation farmer and editorial cartoonist for Farm News got the boot after turning in a cartoon about the current...

Sitting in My Seat

George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton and Hillary Rodham Clinton were on a plane together when it began to go down. The plane crashed, and the victims found themselves at the gates of Heaven. “Who are you?” boomed God to George Bush Senior. “I’m George Bush. I used to be President of the United States.” “Good,...

George W. Bush on Roe v. Wade

Question: What was President George W. Bush’s position on Roe v. Wade? Answer: He didn’t care how the people got out of New Orleans....

The Worst Part

A man finally decided to have a sex-change operation. Months later she was greeted by two of her friends. Both men congratulated her on her appearance and began questioning her about the most painful aspect of the grueling operation. “Lopping off your dick must have been the worst part,” one said, wincing. “Um,” she pondered,...

There Is a God, And…

God became so fed up with the state of international affairs that He decided to destroy the world. So He gathered George Bush, Mikhail Gorbachev and Yitzhak Shamir and commanded each of them to tell their people in their own way. President Bush went on prime-time TV. “My fellow Americans, I have good news and...

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