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Sunday Funday: All About the Anal 5

[…] go ahead; rump it up!  This Ain’t Duck Dynasty XXX  Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Yexes & Chris Photo by Clive McLean This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 3D Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Barely Legal: Corrupted #11 Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video This Ain’t Avatar XXX #2: Escape From Pandora Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Asa Akira Superstar  Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video...
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Ripe 12

[…] down on Lumi’s face like a cannon firing confetti at a parade. Exotic brunette Queenie Sateen, with her turbo-charged ass, brings to mind a young Fran Drescher and a slutty Mila Kunis—if you’re a fan of raven-haired lasses, she’ll put the bloat in your scrote. Ripe 12 is a delightfully developed barely legal fuck fest. —P.D.R....
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Hump-Day Special: Threeway Thrills 5

[…] XXX Photo by Papa Burbank Photo by Papa Burbank Photo by Papa Burbank Photo by Papa Burbank First Timers Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Barely Legal Blowjob Academy  Photo courtesy of HUSTLER Video Photo courtesy of HUSTLER Video Photo courtesy of HUSTLER Video Diamond, Judy & Tom Photo by Clive McLean Photo […] ...
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Daddy Daughter Swap 6

What better way to celebrate Father’s Day than hooking up with your daughter’s hot BFF. Fresh-faced teen temptresses Leila Cove, Britt Blair, Gia Dibella and Jill Taylor exchange their fathers for a good, filthy romp. Watch Daddy Daughter Swap 6 on HustlerUnlimited.com today and enjoy supertight, barely legal pussies and pert, mouthful tatas....
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MiPorn: The FBI, The Mob & XXX

[…] for shoplifting $157 worth of designer clothing. For some reason he identified himself as Pat Salamone when he was detained. By the time of his arrest, he barely knew he was Livingston anymore. He had been acting like a criminal for so long, it was now second nature. The explanation was simple: Livingston had […] ...
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Sports-Fucking

Do you get horny when your favorite team scores a victory? You’re not alone. Join us as we explore the connection between sex and sports. It’s an average, run-of-the-mill Sunday afternoon and a man is watching the big game on the tube. And if his team wins, his ol’ lady might be on his tube....
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MiPorn: The FBI, The Mob & XXX

ILLUSTRATIONS BY ALEX GAMSU JENKINS For every undercover government agent, there comes a time when it’s clear that the jig is up. For Pat Salamone that moment came in 1978, when gangsters drove him out to the Florida Everglades, put a gun to his head and made him start digging his own grave. Salamone had...
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Is Anyone Out There?

An interview with professor Avi Loeb on Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena* (*UAPs, formerly known as UFOs) “FOR DECADES, MANY AMERICANS HAVE BEEN FASCINATED BY OBJECTS MYSTERIOUS AND UNEXPLAINED, AND IT’S LONG PAST TIME THEY GET SOME ANSWERS. THE AMERICAN PUBLIC HAS A RIGHT TO LEARN ABOUT TECHNOLOGIES OF UNKNOWN ORIGINS, NONHUMAN INTELLIGENCE AND UNEXPLAINABLE PHENOMENA.” —Senate...
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Happy Birthday!

For a bonus eye candy interlude, we’ve rounded up five former Beavers who’ll be blowing out birthday candles in May. Caramel is a “very bubbly, witty and assertive” stripper from Pulaski, Missouri. “I feel that nudity is a form of art through expression,” she professes. Ariel Ganja—a Nevada-based legal courtesan out of Kansas City, Missouri—says,...
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Hump-Day Special: Girls on Girls Vol. 4

Two women kissing, licking and fingering each other—it’s a look that never goes out of style! With that in mind, we’ve combed through the HUSTLER archives to serve up a prime, vintage collection of Honeys pairing up and getting down. Enjoy! Tarney & Candy Nicole & Cytherea Krystal Steal & McKenzie Lee Zoe Britton &...
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Long Hair, Men Care?

A new study finds that men are more attracted to women with long, healthy locks than their shorter-cropped counterparts. Join us as we untangle the science of it all. “Baby, let your hair down, let me run my fingers through it,” MAGIC! sang in 2014. And sure, the idea of touching lengthy, soft locks is...
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BBL Bonanza

These babes have definitely got back! Join us as some of our favorite XXX performers share how they’re bringing up the rear in a big way after getting a Brazilian Butt Lift. All asses are works of art. From small and humble to large and jiggly, tushes are amazing! While some are blessed with ass-tounding...
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Meat Me for Sex?

A new study suggests that eating meat in the morning makes a man more attractive to women, but is there any truth to the theory? There is a joke that’s been making the rounds of late, and it goes something like this: A vegan and a vegetarian jump off a cliff to see who will...
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Hump-Day Special: Lingerie Lovedolls 16

Gazing at the lingerie sections of catalogs and desperately trying to picture what the models looked like underneath their skimpy skivvies is a time-honored tradition. Luckily, at HUSTLER Magazine, we have the decency to leave nothing to the imagination. Join us for another celebration of HUSTLER Honeys in—and out of—their fancy underthings. It’s the hottest...
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4/20 Sommeliers

Silver Haze and sushi? Wine is fine, but when it comes to perfect pairings, nothing hits the spot like a curated tasting menu of top-flight cannabis. Another 4/20 is upon us, but do we really need a reason to get high? The short answer is “no,” but who are we to turn our noses up...
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Kid Congo Powers: “Music Is the Vice”

The legendary guitarist talks about surviving addiction, embracing sleaze and his band’s new album, That Delicious Vice. Kid Congo Powers is the king of the underground scene. The guitarist/songwriter and singer made his bones as a member of The Gun Club, The Cramps and Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds—an impressive résumé to be sure....
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The More, the Merrier?

The good news is, your woman might be open to the threesome or foursome you’ve been wanting. The bad news? Both of you might be too afraid to bring up the topic. Many women, once ensconced in a committed relationship, take pains to convince their men that they are completely satisfied with normal, everyday coupled...
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Zia McCabe: Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll!

The Dandy Warhols’ clothing-optional bassist opens up about sex on tour, masturbating in the DJ booth and her band’s new album, Rockmaker. Zia McCabe is the bassist, keyboardist and percussionist for the Portland, Oregon-based band The Dandy Warhols. If you’re hip, you know their hits “Bohemian Like You,” “We Used to Be Friends” and “Not...
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Hammering It Home

So you managed to bring your partner to an orgasm. Great! Now what? If you’ve logged your share of hours in the sack with the ladies, chances are good that, somewhere along the way, you have successfully learned how to give a woman an orgasm. Oh, sure, nailing down the clit-flicking, tongue-lashing and pecker-slinging nuances...
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Body of Work: XXX Tattoo Tales

Some of our favorite adult performers share the stories and significance of their amazing body art. Adult performers are works of art. The curves of their bodies, the shade of their skin—hell, even their elbows! Some stars have taken the canvas of their beauty and enhanced it further with tattoos. What are the stories behind...
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Big Balls Matter?

Does the size of a man’s sack make a difference in the bedroom? Join us as we explore this weighty issue. Well, this is nuts. Although men have been obsessing for decades about the length and girth of their dicks, it turns out that the size of their balls may be more of a concern....
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Hump-Day Special: Threeway Thrills 5

Three, it’s been said, is a magic number. And that’s definitely true when it comes to sex. Whether it’s one lady taking on a duo of dicks, a pair of chicks teaming up on one lucky cock, or—wonder of wonders—a trio of titillating babes getting down and dirty, sexual triads are a joy indeed. Dig...
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Expansion Kink: A Growing Fetish

For performers and fans of this fascinating kink, bigger is always better. The old adage that “bigger is better” is 100% true when it comes to the fetish world of expansion. From growing bellies to breasts looking like they’re about to explode and even being turned into a blueberry—this inflating niche has us ready to...
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Fools on the Hill Vol. 2

It’s April Fools’ Day once again—and once again, we’re taking the opportunity to poke fun at the fools who work on Capitol Hill! Lucky for us, there’s never any shortage of buffoonish behavior among the ranks of our nation’s legislative branch. As long as the clowns abound, you might as well laugh at them! “The...
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Attired Cliché

Contrary to commonly held belief, you can’t always tell how a person will be in the sack by the clothes they wear on their back. Society says to never judge a book by its cover. We tend to agree, unless of course it’s the Holy Bible—then, well, by all means, judge all you want, because...