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Stepping It Up

[…] the HUSTLER Video library to highlight titles that, like National Stepfamily Day, celebrate the wonders that can occur when families that develop from different clans come together.  Barely Legal #177: Stepdaughters Stepfamily Anal Massage My Stepmom’s in Heat  5 Virgin Stepdaughters Caught My Stepsister Masturbating  Stepdaughter Orgy […] ...

Meet the New Girl: Brooklyn Gray…Red-Hot!

[…] ray of light earlier this year, is already making a name for herself with her spirited performances and top-shelf blowjob skills, as evidenced in titles such as Barely Legal #172: My First Sex Tape.  Read on for HUSTLERMagazine.com’s colorful conversation with this blue-screen beauty, who clearly has an ultra-bright future in front of her.  […] ...

Candy

With a name like Candy, you might expect this barely legal Bulgarian to emanate nothing but sweetness. “I’ve been told I can be overwhelming,” she remarks. “I have a big personality, and I always say what I’m thinking.” Candy’s candor occasionally gets her in hot water. “I’ve definitely offended some...

I’ll Fuck Your Daddy: Daddy Daughter Swap 4

In a somewhat questionable experiment, daughters vie to seduce their best friends’ fathers. Tight, barely legal pussy and mouthful tatas—really, what red-blooded man could resist? Starring Spencer Bradley, Jazmin Luv, Nikole Nash and Kenzie Madison. Who will win this cunt contest? Find out for yourself by ordering Daddy Daughter Swap 4 today. Call 800-763-8271 […] ...

Bi, Bi Love Vol. II

[…] of pleasure—and equality for all, regardless of sexual orientation. And when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous installment of Bi, Bi Love here.  Barely Legal #177: Stepdaughters  Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Teens Swing With Couples Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Photo courtesy HUSTLER […] ...

Ariana Marie: HUSTLER’s May Queen

[…] we’ve had a little bit of spare time on our hands lately, and we’ve spent part of that time reflecting on our years-long love affair with the Barely Legal #144 star. And we couldn’t help notice a pattern: Ariana’s history with HUSTLER includes pictorials in the May ’14, May ’16 and May ’18 issues. […] ...

Boner Science

[…] to replicate during sex. This, and not your fondness for cum-drenched gangbangs, is likely the culprit. The good news? “This would be a masturbation issue, not a porn issue, and is somewhat easily resolved,” Kerner says. So grab your lube and cue up that Barely Legal DVD, because the train for Pleasure Town leaves now....

College Anal 101: A Study Guide

[…] anal living without a long-term commitment. In some cases, time-share options are available.  The dean’s office is lined with a bookshelf filled with encyclopedias and stacks of Barely Legal—required reading at HUSTLER U. LESSON #5: To mute the volume of raucous anal sex in your workplace, you can soundproof your office by padding the […] ...

Charlee Monroe

Charlee Monroe is uniquely gorgeous but in one way at least she’s just the same as millions of other women around the globe. “I’m obsessed with the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy,” Charlee admits. “Reading those books makes me fantasize about having rough, passionate sex—being tied up included.” Unlike most...

Hump-Day Special: All About the Anal

[…] Flynt Productions Photo by Larry Flynt Productions Photo by Larry Flynt Productions Claudia & Billy Photo by Clive McLean Photo by Clive McLean Photo by Clive McLean Barely Legal #157: My First Anal  Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Stepfamily Anal Massage  Photo courtesy […] ...

How To Pick Up A Teen

[…] you whip it out for this? Of course, it’s a HUSTLER movie. But here’s a better argument: It’s got five human cum sponges made from the highest-quality barely legal babyfat. That’s five ball-drainers for the price of, well, five. But they’re all worth it. Most strokable moment: All of them, especially Asian cuteness Kim […] ...

Misty Lovelace

My first experience with HUSTLER was when I was on the Barely Legal August 2016 cover. It was an honor to be chosen, and I love modeling. I enjoy being in front of the camera and behind it, so it excites me to go to beautiful places to shoot! I’m...

Boning Up: Sex Tips From Porn Star Jane Wilde

[…] love to be choked and manhandled, by guys or girls. I love to be submissive to men especially and really just lose myself.” With XXX credits ranging from BARELY LEGAL #167: College Nerd Creampies to Anal Heartbreakers 4, Jane Wilde has had plenty of experience in the carnal arts. In the interest of sexual enlightenment, HUSTLERMagazine.com […] ...

Cassidy Cruise

“I’m a bit of an exhibitionist,” Cassidy confesses. “Once I had sex in an elevator in Hawaii. We were so deep into it, we didn’t care the doors opened—and a whole busload of tourists were snapping pictures!” When Cassidy’s not going down in a lift, the leggy blonde from Australia...

Hey, That’s My Fetish!

[…] took on the Gilbert Grape gig, costars Leonardo DiCaprio and Johnny Depp both praised her skills. Nobody wallowed around better. Trust us.  Photo courtesy of HUSTLER Video Barely Legal Fetish Natalie Portman in V For Vendetta: The reasons why Portman shows up for a scene in a completely pornified “young girl” outfit doesn’t matter, […] ...

Shyla Jennings

“The first time I ever shot a nude portrait, I was 18 and nervous about it. But I ended up having a lot of fun, and one of the photos landed the cover of HUSTLER’s Barely Legal. So I have great appreciation for HUSTLER, and I’m honored to be a...

Boning the Help: A Cautionary Tale

[…] real potential to go from zero to down-on-all-fours fast. It’s no secret, of course, that every man’s spank-bank fantasy is to bone the super-hot, ultra-sexy, seemingly slutty, barely legal babysitter after a night out with the wife. But be careful out there, gentlemen. These supplemental fraternizations of the flesh have a way of turning […] ...

HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Putting the ‘Ass’ in ‘Classroom’

[…] of a drag.  But don’t despair; we’re here to make learning fun again with this white-hot lesson in alternative education. Take out your pencil and study hard!  Barely Legal Blowjob Academy How to Bang Your Teacher Carnal College  Truth or Bare Asian Sex Academy […] ...

Democrats Must Move Wisely

[…] years of the Obama Administration and, before that, for Bill Clinton’s first two years as President. After the universally acknowledged disaster of George W. Bush (who now barely peeps his mug in public), Obama had a clear mandate to reverse eight years of GOP malpractice and even do something that hadn’t been done since […] ...

Madam Lydia Faithfull: Brothel Queen

[…] of Richards’ brothels were bought and reinvented by Hof, including the Alien Cathouse. Back then Richards kept women working like line cooks on a set menu. They barely left the property, surrounded by ugly wire fences and boarded windows. Females were “not allowed” to enter the brothels as clients, only as potential workers. Faithfull […] ...

Madison Swan

There’s nothing Madison Swan enjoys more than a lazy Sunday. It’s her reward for enduring another difficult week of work. At long last, a 24-hour period that she can devote entirely to her own needs. On this particular Sunday, Madison is horny as hell. Sadly, though, she lacks a lover...

The Power to Heal: Hands-on Sexual Therapies

[…] even want to administer any self-touch. So I taught him how to vulva-map her and to bring lots of healing and remediation. I mean, you could just barely , and her body would pull back. So we did lots of intimacy building, lots of holding, cupping the vulva, all of these things. And literally […] ...

HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Scouting for Joy

[…] on the pounds—though it might make you feel a little swollen in a certain area of your midsection.  Go ahead and binge on the following images from Barely Legal #148. The tempting morsels of Troop 69 are truly mouthwatering delights that will leave you hungry for more.  These are some boxes you can tear into […] ...

Toy Porn

[…] dead end when their emails stopped being returned. With the help of “a close friend,” nosy neighbors and a public record search, The Daily Mail alleges that the DC Toys Collector is Daiane DeJesus, better known to HUSTLER and BARELY LEGAL readers as beauty Sandy Summers. Here she is unwrapped and playing with super-fun toys....

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Fighting against the longstanding attitude that bigger is better, a mini-revolution is taking the shame out of having a small penis. There is a miniature revolution presently underway in the United States. It’s one where men with little between the legs are finally taking a stand against the shaming of short shafts. The goal of...

Splish, Splash

Hey, it’s Bathtub Party Day—when we celebrate the warm, relaxing, ache-easing benefits of a good, long soak. And what better way to get in the spirit than with a bunch of wet and wild Honeys who get delightfully dirty while cleaning up? Go ahead; climb in, the water’s fine! Dani Daniels Miko Dai Bailey Bae...

HUSTLER Classic: Oh, Memphis!

Ask most people what comes to mind when they think of Memphis, and you’ll likely get two answers: music and barbecue.  Which is fair, but when it comes to Memphis Monroe, you’d be hard-pressed to find a song so sweet or a slab of meat so tasty as this blonde beauty.  Memphis (who actually hails...