Bits & Pieces
Articles with unfiltered opinions
Sneak peek of
HUSTLER Magazine's Holiday 2013 Issue
Featured Articles
Porn From the Past
Those were the days when all a schmuck had to do was grow a debonair ‘stache and he was in like Flynn. (That’s Errol Flynn for all you ignoramuses.) Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel,...
Dungeons & Deep Throats
Once upon a time a young woman was discussing the oft-overlooked details of condom usage with a friend, prompting said friend to call her a “sex nerd.” Such are the moments that seal...
Attack of the Comic Cunts
I DIDN’T MEAN FOR THAT DAY TO TURN INTO AN ORGY. It’s Friday at the San Diego Comic-Con. I’m Batgirl, Annie Cruz is Catwoman, and she is really going to town on my pussy. My blood...
Erica McLean’s Never Ending Dream
The woman’s porn immortality is secure. In a career spanning decades, Erica McLean has gone from modeling to directing, shaping a creative vision that stands out from the...
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Justice, Not Vengeance
At press time, Joseph Paul Franklin—the serial murderer who confessed to shooting me in 1978—was scheduled to be executed in Missouri on November 20. People ask me if I’m glad to see him die. I confess, I do feel a certain amount of satisfaction at the idea. But that only confirms my view that capital…
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Politics
Topple the King
“I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States and will to the best of my ability preserve, protect and defend...
