There’s no sweeter sound than someone yelling “Catfight!” Watching Ronda Rousey break bones with her armbar is fun and all, but it doesn’t give you a guaranteed boner. To make up for that, HUSTLER stripped down a ten-pack of titty-twisting, pussy-punching scrappers and let them battle it out for the strap-on. Director Felony dons the zebra stripes, but that’s only to make sure the ladies keep it sexy. Adorable Ashli Orion and petite cutie Sarah Luvv are the first girls on the card, and even after Sarah emerges victorious, she goes on pounding Ashli’s tight twat into submission. Squeal like a pig, Ashli! The next bout between fiery Savannah Fox and tattooed angel Raven Bay features all the cunt-socking of the first showdown but twice the pussy-licking. It’ll get you harder than Antonio Margarito’s plastered gloves. Next up: Lola Foxx and Kiera Winters. They don’t provide much fight action, but these horny brunettes know how to impress the judges. Bailey Blue might be the sexiest blonde in this coozucopia, and her battle with amazon Anastasia Morna will have you beating your dick like Tyson before he hit the bottle. In the final scrap, acrobatic Bella Bends and naughty Natasha Malkova turn in a muffon-muff brawl worthy of a main event. Bring home the action-packed Girl Fights and never spend a penny on pay-per-view again. Call 800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit HustlerStore.com.