Iron Man XXX

They don’t call him Iron Man for nothing! Dana DeArmond is the first hot piece of tail to blow the hero’s electrodick after his real one is blown off in a missile strike. Turns out it’s good for jamming up Dana’s shithole too. (Robert Downey Jr.’s going to be pissed that he had a scheduling conflict when he sees this.) Ms. DeArmond’s elastobutt goes above and beyond for America, as usual. But after she croaks and the hero builds his tin-can suit, Skin Diamond and Jazy Berlin make the dude show what he’s really made of. Weirdly, he spares Skin’s usually willing bootyhole, for which we can see no possible explanation. Next, Lexi Belle gets hypnotized by the villain into swallowing his load before rubbing clits with Brooklyn Lee. All decent cosplay skinema, but save some essence for Shazia Sahari’s post-credits bonus scene. The half-Arab beauty gets ably run through by Lexington Steele, the man with the original high-alloy cock. Shazia’s a stunner and puts an exceptional climax on a standard spoof. She deserves all the cum she gets (which is a lot). Unless you already have a bionic fuckrod (which we should all have by now, along with jetpacks and robot maids), this movie will make you feel like Iron Man—at least for a few glorious minutes.