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All magazines February 2014
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HUSTLER Magazine's February 2014 Issue


Featured Articles

Porn From the Past

Always a secret chocolate lover, Stan finally gave in to his cravings and treated himself to not one, but two cocoa confections. Here we witness the ah-hah moment as Stan invents the Oreo cookie....

Men & Machines

Talk about getting dirty. When she’s not handling a hard man-tool on camera, she slings the solid metal kind at a garage in the San Fernando Valley. We hang with the badass vixxxen just days...

Chuck Palahniuk’s Brutal Beauty

The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.” We met up with the man who wrote those...

It Takes One to Know One

In 2011 Dominique Strauss-Kahn was busted for alleged sexual assault against Nafissatou Diallo, a maid at the Sofitel Hotel in New York. The pathetic metaphor was lost on no one: The managing...

Aural Sex

Six of the world’s hottest fuckdolls reveal what they like in their ears when all their other holes are being stuffed. Heard of dubstep? It’s a percussive genre of electronic dance music...

Featured Honeys


Endless Summer

Photography by James Baes
7 Photos

Nova Lane

Au Naturel

Photography by Emmanuel Fouquet
16 Photos

Bella Baby


Photography by Holly Randall Productions
13 Photos


The Green Room

Photography by Matti Klatt
11 Photos

Ashlyn Rae


Photography by
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Publisher's Statement

Order in the Court

I know from personal experience that the most important thing a U.S. President can do is use his power to appoint judges to our country’s most powerful courts. Long after the chief executive has left office, the justices will still be there, making decisions that will affect every aspect of our lives. That’s why obstructionist…

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Breakin in the New Chick

Breakin in the New Chick

This Ain’t Homeland XXX

This Ain’t Homeland XXX

Rikki Six

Rikki Six

Girls of Twitter: Charmaine Glock

Girls of Twitter: Charmaine Glock

Bedhead…and Morning Sex

Bedhead…and Morning Sex

Can I Call You Mommy?

Can I Call You Mommy?

Haze Her #4

Haze Her #4

Featured Beavers

Ali Cat

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Alana Luv

7 Photos

Natily Taylor

4 Photos

Fienyx Flame

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Asshole of the Month: Mike Lee

Asshole of the Month: Mike Lee

Imagine if you called a plumber in to fix your bathroom and all he did was whack off into your sink all day. You might want to say to...

ACLU Thought Police?

I have long expressed admiration for the American Civil Liberties Union for ardently defending the Constitution in our legislatures and courts, including the Supreme Court. Since September 2001 the...

Just Blow the Right Whistle

Americans love to be lied to; otherwise Edward Snowden would be a wildly popular national hero. Same for Bradley Manning, Glenn Greenwald, Julian Assange and others who risk their...